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Georgie and Tom

Chat G&T

A Stand-Up , Comedy and Improv podcast

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About the show

Most podcasts start with a topic. Chat G&T starts with a throwaway comment... and somehow ends with Georgie and Tom arguing about something completely different. Hosted by Australian radio announcer Georgie and her long-time mate Tom, this is the podcast for people who love the conversations that happen after someone says, "Actually, that reminds me..." Every episode begins somewhere ordinary—parenting, work, relationships, money, family life, awkward social moments, pop culture or whatever happened that week—and then spirals into hilarious stories, questionable opinions, ridiculous debates and the kind of tangents that have you laughing before you realise how you got there. No scripts. No interviews. No experts trying to fix your life. Just two mates with quick wit, great chemistry and an uncanny ability to turn everyday life into something absurdly funny. If you enjoy funny Australian podcasts, relatable stories, friendship banter, parenting chaos, workplace drama, nostalgic memories, random debates and the feeling of sitting in on a conversation with people you've known for years, grab a drink and join us. Because the best conversations are the ones that go completely off the rails.

Newest episodes

#49 - Mum's Gone WILD! Boats n Hoes!

34 min

On this week's episode, Georgina tells us about her boat trip with all the gals, and the crazy capers they got up to! Mum's gone WILD indeed. Tom has a Halloween Hack to help with parenting, and we open up the Karma Patrol! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#48 - Am I Dead Inside

30 min

Welcome to Monday! On today's episode we dive head first into the differences between men and women, we get into some unbelievable Tiddy Bits, we open up the DM's and ask "Are You Saying Something?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#47 - Hungry Eyes

30 min

"I feel the magic between you and I, I've got....Hungry Eyes!"  Welcome all to Monday, probably the greatest day of the week. On today's episode we dive head first into some spicy Tiddy Bits, Tom asks if added protein is Great? Or GROW UP! Georgina gives us a dance MOM and piano update, and we show you how to save a buck on merch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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#49 - Mum's Gone WILD! Boats n Hoes!

34 min

On this week's episode, Georgina tells us about her boat trip with all the gals, and the crazy capers they got up to! Mum's gone WILD indeed. Tom has a Halloween Hack to help with parenting, and we open up the Karma Patrol! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#48 - Am I Dead Inside

30 min

Welcome to Monday! On today's episode we dive head first into the differences between men and women, we get into some unbelievable Tiddy Bits, we open up the DM's and ask "Are You Saying Something?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#47 - Hungry Eyes

30 min

"I feel the magic between you and I, I've got....Hungry Eyes!"  Welcome all to Monday, probably the greatest day of the week. On today's episode we dive head first into some spicy Tiddy Bits, Tom asks if added protein is Great? Or GROW UP! Georgina gives us a dance MOM and piano update, and we show you how to save a buck on merch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#46 - Day Drinking At Kids Parties

37 min

Welcome to Monday! Your favourite day of the week! On today's show we chat drinking at kids parties, and whether it's a good idea or not. (Spoiler - it is) Tom was called something absolutely RIDICULOUS, and we delve into some sackable offenses. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#45 - 200 Men In a Year is 4 a WEEK!

35 min

Welcome back to the show for a ... Tuesday? We've been off but very little has changed for Chat G&T - we're still the deranged, mildly tipsy strange aunty and uncle of podcasts. What a coupla weeks its been - Tom returns from Holidays feeling a little overwhelmed, whilst Gee recounts her insanely entertaining 40th extravaganza! We open up the DM's and see what one lady did with her last year on earth...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#44 - Sausages and Cockatoos

28 min

Happy Monday, Y'all! Today is the best day of the week - the day you can enjoy some icy cold Chat G&T in your earholes! On today's ep, Georgie reveals her favourite food AND favourite animal! Tom admits he finds it hard to be happy for certain people, we open the DM's and chat life-long regrets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#43 - A Touch of The Peters

33 min

Happy Monday, Y'all! Time to sing, dance and be flamboyant with Chat G&T(and Peter)! This week marks an exciting new chapter for Tom - he meets a super fan and give out something for the first time in his life! Georgie gets involved in some sporting greatness with her son, while we discuss Great or Grow UP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#42 - Give Blood, Park 4 Free

32 min

How far would YOU go for a discount? Well, if you're anything like Georgina's husband, you'd go pretty far (whilst also saving lives) ! Tom talks sackable offenses, and lists the reasons why we all need to boycott this one particular Australian corporation. We hear from you, our dear listeners and read the latest DM's, and discuss Tom's dream of reaching 1 000 000 beers. Cheers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#41 - Vasecco Checko

35 min

Welcome to Monday - the greatest day of the week! On today's episode, Georgina discusses her less than spectacular 40th birthday, Tom dives deep into an important specimen screening, we check the DM's and discover if you'd say something if a mate offered you s**t beer. Watch on Youtube! https://youtu.be/iZk1HgL24mw   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#40 - Tiger Nuts

32 min

Today is your lucky day! Both Chat G&T launch into a new EP, AND you get to learn about Tiger Nuts! The newest milk sensation to take over the world. Tom gives us more signs you're getting old, Gee discovers a new (old) hobby, and we tackle the very hard hitting issues - Sausage? or Fish?    Watch now on Youtube! https://youtu.be/-xNfNqWFt2c   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#39 - The Beard

37 min

Welcome welcome to a new week and a new world of possibilities. The world is your oyster when you're single, footloose and fancy free like our Aussie Hugh. But has his new relationship gotten him into hot water with the Australian public. We discuss the drama, talk about whether Tom should "Check the VASEC", AND decide if we would say something to our latest conundrum. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#38 - Wind Socks

35 min

Today is a special day, it's the listener edition of Great or Grow Up! Faithful listener Sam has messaged in a cracking topic, and we will endeavour to solve this latest HOT topic. Also this week, we delve deep into the differences between men and women, and how we each like to receive compliments! We also get quizical and much much more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#37 - Dropped Cup Cakes

35 min

Welcome to monday guys! The BEST day of the week. Today we delve elbow deep into some Georgie "Date Days" and discover what most 40 year olds need to do to actually get a day off. Tom had a MASSIVE fail with a ambulance. We talk tiddy-bits, men's egos, and the supermarket that ruined Tom's son's 5th Birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#36 - THE Karma Patrol

34 min

Team, it's already AUGUST! That can only mean one thing - Chat G&T are only just now hitting their stride. This week we delve into a new topic - KARMA, and when don't you feel bad for someone. We chat Single Shopping Baskets, Sign's You're Getting Old and we read your DM's.     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

# 35 - SACK HIM

31 min

Guys, congratulations! You made it to Monday, the best day of the week. Time to enjoy some chilled Chat G&T. On today's episode, we dive into some Sackable Offenses! We discuss Georgie's fake country-ness. We discuss the viral hit "Eastern Rosella's" and much much more See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

# 34 - GOOD LUCK Getting In THERE

28 min

Another week, another fresh batch of lols from Chat G&T. On this week's ep we discuss getting back at the EX - in the most hilarious way possible. We do Great or Grow Up, crazy kids and Georgie's revolutionary new idea - the NO SPEND Weekend! But can she stick to it? Find out on this week's Ep! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

# 33 - The Newest COMEDY Self-Help Podcast

26 min

Welcome to Chat G&T, your newest COMEDY Self - Help podcast. On this week's show we discuss Hangover cures, Sportsman-like conduct from kids, and ask the question - Are You Saying Something? We discover the very best hangover cure, and Tom (for once) has a heartfelt story that isn't weird or gross. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

# 32 - THIS IS MY SONG!!!

33 min

Well, Tom's back from Bali and straight back into reality - a crisp, refreshing case of PINK EYE. Georgie has started a new hobby with her two year old, but is it worth it? We chat Sackable Offenses and much much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

# 31 - Brilliant, Bountiful Bali

31 min

Welcome all for the return of Tom - back from his wonderful holiday in Brilliant Bali! Tom gives his rundown on how to successfully reach levels of gluttony never before seen. Georgie takes us through her massive incident on Coro Drive, we get down and dirty with some Great or Grow Up topics!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

# 30 - The Best Of

37 min

You know what they say... When the cat's away in Bali with gastro, the mice will play with a Best Of Episode! That's right, Tom is on holiday with the fam, so we are running some of our best of material, hand selected to entertain-maxx and fill your ears will vibes and lol-worthy moments. Sit back, relax, and tuck into a icy cold Chat G&T.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#29 - The Wedding Run Club

26 min

This week we chat about Tom's latest anxiety attack - his upcoming family holiday to Bali! Georgie brings us a story about a Bride's strange wedding request, we chat how much is too much for the tooth fairy, and we read your DM's!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#28 - The Forbidden Mushroom

32 min

This week we open up a new segment - Story Time With Tom's Mates, where we get one of Tom's filthy friends to showcase a horrendous story! Do not listen with kids in the car! Georgie gives us another cracking conundrum with 'Are You Saying Something', and we learn about the amazing man who has been drunk for the past ten years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#27 - Throw It In The Plane For Good Luck

31 min

This week we answer the burning questions, the nagging queries that have us constantly stumped - such as... "What WOULD happen if I threw some coins into the whirling blades of a jet engine? We talk "Sackable Offenses", Mother's Day's from HELL and we read your lovely DM's! Keep them coming! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#26 - Mitch "The Prince" Lewis

35 min

Another week, another special superstar for Chat G&T. This week we're joined by special guest Mitch Lewis, and we tackle all the big hard hitting issues. From redundancies, to drinking milk, growing old an wild conspiracy theories about Mums - we cover it ALL. Don't miss this week's episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#25 - A Tall Glass of Milk Please

33 min

Welcome to another instalment of Chat G&T - your one stop shop for all things comedy/alcohol related podcast content. In this week's episode Gee shows us how SOME of us can be three hour parents, we ask if flying a flag at home is Great or Grow Up? We chat Bali, Bali BELLY and drinking wine out of yeti tumblers full sneaky style. ENJOY See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#24 - I'm a really BAD dad

30 min

It's the question on everybody's lips -  What do you do when you've been driving around in an un-registered vehicle for over a quarter of the year? Well, Georgie has you covered in this latest glass of chilled Chat G&T. Tom discussed when have you shown your kid a movie WAY too young, and we get in touch with YOU, our lovely loyal listeners.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#23 - Wait, Is It Real?

30 min

In this weeks episode, Tom and Gee get wet and wild and discuss some incredibly intimate dating mishaps. We got to know once and for all, women, IS IT REAL??? We discuss aquariums in "Great or Grow Up, Georgie grapples with a parenting YouTube dilemma, and Tom takes us to Portugal, where a woman has twins with two different blokes! Its crazy, raw and uncensored. It's Chat G&T.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#22 - The Straight of Hummus

31 min

Welcome to Monday, team! What a week it's been. Let's be honest, Monday SUCKS, especially if you've missed out on a public holiday. What better way to cheer up than by ramming some sparkling Chat G&T into your ear holes! On this ep, Tom wants to know how much you paid for ya dog, Georgie has a hug sandwich with two incredible celebs, and we read feedback from you, our loyal listeners.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#22 - Wait... Is this an Ad?

27 min

Cheers to Monday, y'all! Sit back, relax and enjoy a fresh tasty ear-full of Chat G&T. Why not? You've earned it! This week Georgie hits us with a puzzling conundrum about crying, Tom discusses his darndest most stinky dilemma yet, and G's neighbours are nay too happy with her crazy barkin' dogs. Please enjoy responsibly.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#21 - It's Gunna be MAY

28 min

Guys, everyone PANIC - it's nearly Mothers Day and fellas, you best believe you need to UP your present game. Is there any better gift that a fresh glass of Chat G&T? In this ep, Tom chats mum's day clangers, Georgie is "manning up" and cleaning zee pool, the gang decide whether kids parties without booze is great or grow up, and some massive Tay Tay goss just dropped.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#20 - "I nearly DIED!"

32 min

Welcome everyone to a new week! Congrats, you made it! Why not rip in with a bit of "Hair of the Dog" and pour out a glass of chilled Chat G&T. In this week's episode, Tom discusses how unfit he truly is, while Gee finally moved house! We see if Georgie has a mate for EVERYTHING, and how much cash have you had to carry?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#19 - The A-Hole's Connected to the, P-Hole

26 min

Congrats team, we're a quarter done with the year! What better place to ring in the quarter than popping on you fav poddy woddy. This week Gee chats Seatbelts, Tom gets fixed, we decide if backpacks are great for middle aged men and should you bring a dog to swimming? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

# 18 - New Friends, New Drinking Opportunities

23 min

Welcome to another delicious episode of bants from your favourite team. Sit back, relax, and pour some lols into your ears care of Chat G&T. On this ep Tom has a night out on the town, and the hangover is one of the worst of his life. G talks boobies and new mates, and we offer a sincere apology... kinda... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#17 - Everyone! On Your Feet!

25 min

This episode marks a special milestone for G & T! Gee takes her son to his very first concert, and it was a BIG one! Tom nearly sleeps through the biggest opportunity of his life, plus more hilarity that is *guaranteed to make your day. *not a guarantee. Chat G&T are not legally obliged to cheer you up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#16 - How Good Is Chicken Salt!

37 min

What else do ya need? Really? Chat G&T blasting through ya stereo speakers while you sip a crisp Chardy. BLISS. This week we chat all the toughest conundrums on 'Are you saying something?' Tom talks chicken salt - the gift from the gods. Gee talks Wayne Bennet and cheating, and we decide whether having a second family is worth it... Spoiler alert - it's not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#15 - Dr Shootin' Blanks

34 min

Team, you've made it through Feb and we're now powering towards March, I reckon it's time to crack open a cold one and pour some Chat G&T into your ears. On this week's ep, we decide once and for all if adult colouring in and Ju Jitsu are great, or grow up! Georgie talks Brissy Olympics and Tom's getting the snip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#14 - I'm SO Fruc-ing Sorry

26 min

In this week's episode, we educate the world about the oldest, most egregious gut-irritating affliction ever to plague the world - Fructose Intolerance. Tom issues his grovelling apology, Gee's better half channels the inner mongrel, and Tom sheds light on why we look amazing, and kids now look shit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#13 - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

29 min

Welcome! Congrats, guys! You made it to another delicious, effervescent ep of fresh lol's popped for your listening pleasure. Please, enjoy responsibly. This week we talk about the hottest new couple in town, the Aussie flirt fest that is Jacob and Margot. Tom's wife had a night away that didn't go to plan, and Gee's getting grilled at her son's new school! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#12 - Who The Hell Steals Lunches?

39 min

Another week down and congrats, you've made it to Feb! Let's kick off the week with some high qual Bants from Gee and Tee. This week Tom talks bums, Gee asks the tough questions, and we delve into the world of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#11 - Boobs, Bums and Botox

29 min

Guys, where else would you want to be? Maybe sitting on a beach sipping some champagne? Well, why not slip in your air-pods, slap on a hat and rot to some hilarious bants from Chat G&T, This week Tom has an epic day with his son, Gee takes the fam to Burleigh for some lux life, and we read some DM's from the most important people of all, YOU, the listener! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#10 - This Year, I'm Giving Up

35 min

What better way to kick off your week than with a bottle of lols, courtesy of Chateu du G&T. This week we discuss new years resolutions, and how they're pretty much pointless. Georgie offers up some cracking conundrums and holidaying at home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#9 - FRUCing Hell!

37 min

Guys, it's mid-January and we are killing it! Thanks for stopping by and cracking open a cold one with G&T. This week we do a deep dive on Georgie's dietary restrictions - spoiler, they're made up! Tom has some plans for a career change and we discuss holidaying with the in-laws. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#8 - New Year, Same Me

36 min

Let's rip into January, gang with some bants du jour from ya favourite drunken duo. Today we try and prove, again, that Georgie has a mate for everything, while Tom is doing some Dodgy Dad DIY. What could go wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#7 - Woine Toime

34 min

What else do you need to do in the new year besides do a comprehensive Christmas Wrap, delete some beer and crack open a bottle of laughs. This Ep we dive into our latest moral conundrum in "Would You Say Something", Tom talks about his explosive new present and Georgie is back on the sweetie treaties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#6 - Its Christmas Time - Cheers!

37 min

Congrats team, we made it through another year. Time to put your feet up, relax, crack open a cold one and pop on a G&T. This week we discuss Christmas Lights, Mad Max, Great or Grow Up and buying presents for teachers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#5 - I Wish That I Had Georgie's Mates

38 min

Congrats! You made it. Another week down and inching closer to Chrissy. What better way to relax, that with a delicious half hour of G&T. This week we play our favourite game - Great or Grow Up, we discover Georgie has a mate for everything, and Tom has some theory's he'd like to share. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#4 - A Plea To All Grandparents

33 min

Thank god it's Monday guys, because you know what that means - another instalment of your favourite podcast! Sit back, pop a bottle and enjoy some laff's - shaken, not stirred. This week Tom announces a public plea to all Grandparents, Georgie is taking up a new hobby, and we get your thoughts on the latest hot topic in 'Would You Say Something?' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#3 - Georgina - Brisbane's Oprah

35 min

In this week's episode we play our favourite game - Great? Or Grow Up. We also have boomer moments and decide neither of us know how to use Tik Tok or the Grams. Christmas is close, and so are those insane family traditions. Sit back, pour yaself some Nog, and lets rip in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#2 - Would You Say Something?

37 min

In our first official episode, we break ground by discussing all the hard hitting issues. From fasting, to stealing, telling ya mate they stink, to solo trips in New York City. Sit back, crack open your favourite drink and enjoy the champagne comedy of G&T. Please enjoy responsibly... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#1 - The Trailer

5 min

Chat G&T with Georgie and Tom is the comedy cocktail you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without. Part chaos, part charm, and part “how did we get onto this topic?”, each episode mixes unfiltered banter with the kind of stories you’d only tell after a strong drink. The first episode is a teaser packed with the best bits—think of it as a sampler paddle, but with fewer regrets. If you like your humour shaken, stirred, and occasionally spilled all over the place, pour yourself a glass and dive into Chat G&T. Cheers. 🥂 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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