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Chatabix

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About the show

Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S17 Ep 920: Back at the Dentists

Nov 12, 2026 38 min

Over the past few weeks, David’s been back at the dentists for yet more root canal treatment. So in today’s show, he takes the opportunity to document the whole experience in his own inimitable style. Well, as Joe points out, David is one of the nations top storytellers - so settle back and enjoy as the story unfolds… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 919: Estate Agents and Money Matters

Nov 11, 2026 45 min

David’s back on the house hunting again - and this time it’s for real as he and his family are now seriously looking to move. So on today’s show, he tells Joe all about the lovely estate agent he’s just met and really got on with, plus a few others that he didn’t. Then, after whole load more chat about houses, the conversation turns to money and how much they both worry about it. And to close the show, Joe pitches his new idea for an App. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 918 - Fake Raps and Long Noses

Nov 10, 2026 46 min

The subjects covers on today’s very varied show include Joe’s fake rap video with Joe Marler, not liking photoshoots, long floppy noses, the greatness of Ghosts, Joe getting a Larry Grayson style glasses chain and getting lots of crunch crunches. Plus, there’s a quick catch up on how Martha’s doing and a now very out of date discussion about The Celebrity Traitors. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S17 Ep 920: Back at the Dentists

Nov 12, 2026 38 min

S17 Ep 919: Estate Agents and Money Matters

Nov 11, 2026 45 min

S17 Ep 918 - Fake Raps and Long Noses

Nov 10, 2026 46 min

S17 Ep 917 Vault Mondays: Life Is Embarrassing

Nov 9, 2026 29 min

In this old episode from the Chatabix archives, we returned to one of our favourite subjects - finding life embarrassing. First posted on 27th July 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 916 Listener’s Mailbag: Funny Names and Mad Grandads

Nov 6, 2026 23 min

Time to delve into the mailbag again. And this week, there’s lots and lots of funny names (and some stupid ones too), a cool classmate, news of a Chatabix inspired early retirement and three tales about a mad grandad. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 915: A Slice Of Life

Nov 5, 2026 37 min

Well this one was supposed to be a Mailbag episode, but as is the way these days, Joe and David get completely distracted by puppy chat. And then more importantly, it turns out that David’s been doing more of his impromptu ‘houses-for-sale’ viewings. So the Mailbag is completely abandoned as Joe insists on hearing everything about it. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 914: Puppy Progress & A New Sport Pt 2

Nov 4, 2026 38 min

Picking up from yesterday’s show, there’s more chat about playing a new sport in your 50’s, what the difference is between Padel and Pickleball, whether anyone actually likes going to parties, David’s current lack of sleep and much more discussion about the highs and lows of puppy parenting. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 913: Puppy Progress & A New Sport Pt 1

Nov 3, 2026 41 min

It’s been just over a week since David got his new puppy - so how have things been going for him and Martha? Well in this episode, Joe gets to hear the full report from a rather stressed and over-tired David. Then later in the show, David reveals he wants to get really good at a new sport but is not sure which one. So he and Joe discuss some of the options. Part two coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 912 Vault Mondays: Carol Klein and Being Sacked from a Ch4 Show

Nov 2, 2026 24 min

It’s time for another visit to the vault to go back to the early days of the pod. In this old show from 2021, we chatted about a yellow shirt, feeling like prats, Athletic Greens, Carol Klein, the Chatabix podcast and being Sacked from a Ch4 sketch show. First posted on 5th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 911 Listeners Mailbag: Big Packages and First Kisses

Oct 30, 2026 48 min

In today’s bulging mailbag, there’s more cosy parent stories, tired erections and a donkey c**k, a right to reply from a previous emailer, a celebrity one in a million, spotting Robert Smith in Paris, Joe & David’s Magical Sitcom Tour, a French town that’s ‘a different kettle of fish’ and a spin the bottle first kiss story. Plus, a long chat reminiscing about teenage parties, nightclubs and Charlie Kray. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 910: David’s Art Class

Oct 29, 2026 57 min

First up, Joe tells David about a recent encounter he had in a supermarket, which leads to bit of a debate about getting attention from the public vs being anonymous. After that, they move onto the meat of the episode - David’s trip to St Ives to do an art class, which was a present from his wife. He really wants to get good at drawing and sketching, so stay tune to find out how he got on… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 909: A New Series & A Brand New Puppy - Part 2

Oct 28, 2026 37 min

Picking up from yesterday’s show, we’ve even more puppy chat for you. So stand by for some toilet training tips, doggy WhatsApp groups, reminiscing about Barbara Woodhouse and the possibility of David and Joe staring a podcast about dogs. Plus, David reveals just how much he’s looking forward to lovely winter walks with Martha. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 908: A New Series & A Brand New Puppy - Part 1

Oct 27, 2026 52 min

Chatabix is back! And what better way to kick off the series than with a lovely long chat about David’s new puppy. So settle back and relax as he tells Joe everything about his first 6 days looking after the latest member of the Earl family - Martha the nine and a half week old golden retriever. And it’s a double bubble ep too, so tune in tomorrow for even more doggy chat. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17 Ep 907 Vault Mondays: Wearing Make-Up and Teenage Songs

Oct 26, 2026 25 min

For today’s archive show, it’s the second ever episode of Chatabix! In this one we mainly talked about wearing make up and terrible teenage songs. Oh boy, how things have changed!? First posted on 30th March 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 906 Last of the Summer Eps: Sex Noises and Men’s Health

Oct 23, 2026 42 min

No mailbag today - as we still have the third episode of our final summer recordings for you to hear. Then stand by for our brand new Series 17 which kicks off next week! When Joe was walking home the other day, he heard some very loud ‘sex noises’ coming from the flats at the end of his road. So a discussion about that takes up the first half of today’s show. Then later on, as a friend of David and Joe has just been featured in Men’s Health magazine, they have a good old chat about fitness, photoshoots, looking great and losing weight. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 905 Last of the Summer Eps: Pod Titbits and Dick Whittington Boots

Oct 22, 2026 30 min

Continuing our warm up for the new series starting next week, here’s the second of three episodes recorded at the end of the summer. Enjoy! On today’s episode, Joe’s got a new idea for a ‘Pod Tidbits’ show, David suggests a Chatabix version of The Late Review and they both of have a general health check-in with each other. Plus, there’s news about David’s short-lived return to cricket, Joe gets confused about some new net curtains and they also discuss the fashion trend of ladies wearing Dick Whittington boots. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 904 Last of the Summer Eps: David’s Getting A Puppy

Oct 21, 2026 51 min

After a bit of a break, Chatabix is back next week with Series 17. But before all that, we still have three episodes for you to hear that were recorded at the end of the summer. So here’s the first of them… David and his family have finally decided to take the plunge and get a puppy. So after he and Joe have a quick chat about going on Virgin Radio to promote their new TV show, the two of them have a proper deep dive into all things puppy related. You can expect a lot talk about different dog breeds, researching all the do’s and dont’s, the all-important toilet training, dog walking etiquette and very opinionated dog owners too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 903 Listener's Mailbag: The Great ‘Men In Tight Shorts’ Debate

Sep 4, 2026 42 min

In this week’s bulging Mailbag, there’s messages about a Rovers review, some very thin shorts, the Chatabix theme tune, a collection of comments about sports clothing and men’s toggers, some cosy parent memories and a scary story from Jersey. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 902: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 3

Sep 3, 2026 1 hr 1 min

It’s the third and final instalment of David’s tales from his epic European camper van holiday. So, there’s moving on from Venice to Bolognia, a mosquito crisis and another big change in plans, a very restful six day stay at Lake Idro, a bit too much volleyball and the return of David’s dreaded toothache. So it’s back to Switzerland, a 1001 km drive to Calais and then finally home to Devon. Followed by a speedy and well-needed trip to the dentist! We also finish the show with a new song from friend of the pod Mezz Coleman, called Junior Soldier. It’s released on 4th September! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 901: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 2

Sep 2, 2026 1 hr 2 min

It’s time for more tales from David’s epic family holiday touring around Europe in a camper van. There’s a dramatic change in plans, a scary near-miss on the road, meeting a lovely Belgian couple, a long drive to Dijon, driving over the Swiss mountains to Italy, a very bug-filled night’s sleep, trying out an Italian accent, the pleasure of having to empty their toilet and arriving in Venice. Make sure to catch the third and final instalment tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 900: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 1

Sep 1, 2026 37 min

Via the magic of podcasting, David is now back from his epic summer family holiday and has so much to tell us about it. Although, he’s strangely reluctant at first. But once Joe’s warmed him up with some news of his recent trip to the Isle of Wight, David starts to recount the first few days of the holiday. There’s picking up their camper van, their first night at a Yeovil camp-sight, the journey to Calais, onto a Eurocamp at Bruges and a very disturbing late night smell. After the decidedly slow start, this becomes an epic three part tale - and part two's coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 899 Vault Mondays: Jane Asher and What Direction Do You Go In At 48?

Aug 31, 2026 37 min

For this archive show, we head back to 2022 - and in this one we talked about Joe being in South Africa and how we’ve both been treading water in life. First posted 30th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 898 Listener’s Mailbag: Cosy Moments and Marcus Brigstocke

Aug 28, 2026 30 min

In today’s mailbag, we have tales about a crunch crunch in Bristol , a request for some one-liner feedback, badly behaved kids, being mistaken for a tramp and a collection of cosy parent moments, Plus, there’s a long diversion from David about spotting the comedian Marcus Brigstocke in the village where he lives. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 897: David’s Holiday Departure

Aug 27, 2026 32 min

It’s the day before David embarks on his month-long campervan holiday, touring around Europe with his family. So he and Joe use today’s show to have a run through of all David’s hopes, fears and preparations for the adventure ahead of him. And also talk about something for 15 minutes that we can’t put out, so it’s a sightly shorter show than it would have been otherwise. As the trip actually began in late July and David’s been away for most of August, some of the timings do become a little topsy-turvey - but it should all make sense in the end. Happy listening! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 896: Pop-Up Tents and Haemorrhoid Tablets Pt 2

Aug 26, 2026 39 min

Following on from yesterday’s show, David settles back to hear about Joe’s trip to the chemists to buy some haemorrhoid tablets. And more importantly, just how awkward did he find the experience?! Then after that, they run through a list of the top 20 comedy pods to decide which ones would read out a listener’s email about the very same subject. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 895: Pop-Up Tents and Haemorrhoid Tablets Pt 1

Aug 25, 2026 46 min

On today’s eclectic itinerary, there’s chat about renting a van, Ted Lasso, Scam Interceptors, pop-up tents, snoring, David’s root canal work, some recent quipping, a strange incident in Joe’s road and David’s uncomfortable encounter with an angry dog. Then later in the show, when Joe mentions needing to buy some haemorrhoid tablets, David immediately stops proceedings so they can make the episode a double bubble. Tune in tomorrow for the full story… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 894 Vault Mondays: Window Cleaning and Smoking Cigarettes

Aug 24, 2026 36 min

In this archive show from 2022, David tells Joe about his time as a window cleaner and then Joe reveals all about his cigarette smoking. First posted on 20th September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 893 Listener’s Mailbag: Heroes and Dead Bodies

Aug 21, 2026 32 min

It’s Friday, so obviously it’s time to delve into the Chatabix mailbag again. On today’s show - meeting a footballing legend, meeting a musical hero, making mischief, some funny names, cycling shorts, finding an almost dead body, encounters with oddballs and a littering confrontation. Plus, David tells Joe about a recent awkward experience he had umpiring an under 9’s cricket match. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 892: Suggs, Waterparks and Being Ignored

Aug 20, 2026 51 min

First up, Joe tells David about seeing the Madness singer Suggs on his train the other day. Then David wants to recount his recent trip to the Splashdown water park in Torquay for one of his son’s birthdays. And let’s just say, in spite of really liking the experience, he has a lot to say about some of the park’s other visitors. Later in the show, there’s chat about someone who’s ignoring David, answering a bunch of funny questions from school kids and an attempt to scam Joe’s mum. It’s a jam-packed show! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 891: TV Joe Hasn’t A Clue

Aug 19, 2026 1 hr 9 min

It’s about time for another of TV Joe’s quizzes and as luck would have it, here he is! For this episode he’s gone all Radio 4 and prepared something slightly different - his version of the classic panel show ’I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’. So settle back and listen to how David and Joe fair with all the quips, cleverness and singing that the different rounds call for. Plus, they have a quick go at Des O’Connor’s famous Yes/No game. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 890: The Good, The Bad & The Football

Aug 18, 2026 55 min

Back in the midst of this summer’s World Cup, Joe was lucky enough to be invited onto his favourite football podcast - The Good, The Bad & The Football - hosted by Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and Paddy McGuinness. So in this episode, he finally gets to tell David everything about the experience. And what with David being a life-long Manchester United fan, he’s almost as excited hearing about it as Joe was being a guest on the show. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 889 Vault Mondays: Joe's Weight and Joe's Impressions

Aug 17, 2026 27 min

We’re heading back to the early days of the pod for this archive show. In this one, we chatted about bleak venues, other podcasts, Joe's impressions, Joe's weight loss, Joe's speed eating, Deacon Blue, Talent Agency feedback and finish with Part 3 of our Howard's Way watch-along. First posted on 20 April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 888 Listener’s Mailbag: Sex Shops and Epic Catch-Ups

Aug 14, 2026 29 min

In today’s very varied Mailbag, there’s messages about a youthful massage, checking out sex shops, Joe look-a-likes, the Tower Of Power at Siam Park, a ’catching up with Chatabix’ apology, stolen VW badges and a lovely bit of Sting trivia. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 887: Joe’s List of Delights

Aug 13, 2026 48 min

Joe’s starting writing a list of things to talk about on the pod and in this episode, he’s want to see if they spark any interest with David. Subjects include watching a man dig a grave, covers bands, Joe’s stolen beach shoes, watching trucks queuing outside a Travis Perkins, hugging too much, losing your temper and loving camaraderie. After that, David shows Joe’s the cricket bat he had signed by the England team and they daydream about what it’d be like to work at professional cricket or football club. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 886: The Man Who Leaves No Trace

Aug 12, 2026 43 min

On today’s show, David tells Joe about a suspicious ‘cold-call’ gardener he’s just been speaking with, they both recount tales of rouge traders they’ve used in the past and David attempts some online investigations. Then, as Joe’s been staying in Bristol for the past few days where he went to art college in his early 20s, he really noticed the different way he experienced the city as a 51 year old. So you can expect lots of introspection about getting old - and some chat about window cleaning too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 885: David’s Test Match Special

Aug 11, 2026 49 min

David’s just had a magical day at the Trent Bridge Test Match in Nottingham, made even more special as he and his family met Ben Stokes outside the grounds beforehand. Little did they know that later that day Ben would be announcing his retirement from international cricket. So it was a big day for all concerned - and David wants to tell Joe everything about it. They also discuss direct messages, getting autographs, the wonderful Andy Zaltzman and if they could ever blag a job as a sports commentator. For those in the know, this episode was obviously recorded a little earlier in the summer. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 884 Vault Mondays: Sunglasses and Nigel Farage

Aug 10, 2026 24 min

Time for another archive show! In this episode we talked about sunglasses, audio issues, acting, Joe's dream, lacking self confidence, David's being a Tory, Richard Herring's podcast numbers, Nigel Farage, Joe's chat with Rob Beckett, David's fruity intro/outro. First posted on 3rd June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 883: Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabands and A Fox’s Tale

Aug 7, 2026 24 min

In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about dredging a canal, a back-catalogue marathon, a very late entry for Battle Of The Chatabands, not understanding shadows, a One In A Million story, a naughty tradesman and meeting your musical hero. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 882: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 2

Aug 6, 2026 40 min

Picking up from the previous show, David continues his story about his magical time at The Cure’s concert at the Isle of Wight Festival. Well, this time he mainly talks about some annoying people next to him in the audience, but that didn’t stop him enjoying the whole day immensely. Plus, he and Joe discus noisy people on trains and re-visiting filming locations for The Cockfields, much of which was shot on the Isle of Wight. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 881: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 1

Aug 5, 2026 47 min

First up, Joe tells David about getting locked out of his house recently - with the added stress of being topless and only wearing a little pair of shorts. So how on earth did he get out of that?! Then Joe wants to find out about David’s trip to see The Cure at The Isle of Wight Festival, which it turns out he had full backstage VIP passes for. So David sits back and recounts his magical day. And with so much to say, they obviously had to make it a double bubble episode - so part two is coming tomorrow. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 880: Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour

Aug 4, 2026 49 min

The first episode of their new TV series - Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour - is out today on U&Gold. So it’s time for the guys to do some promotion for it on Chatabix and explain a little about what you can expect from the show. Which as you’d imagine, doesn’t go completely to plan but they do get there eventually. The three-part series sees David and Joe embark on a road trip to the real-world locations behind The Office, Porridge, and Fawlty Towers - and we hope you enjoy watching it as much as we did making it! Starting Tuesday 4 August at 9pm on U&Gold - with all episodes now available to view on demand too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game

Aug 3, 2026 27 min

It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even bothering with this podcast, texting Josh Widdicombe, Joe buying Coke Zero, David's wife cooked a crap meal, and our new Telly Addicts Game. First posted on 16th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses

Jul 31, 2026 42 min

On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking ages. But never fear, they manage to fill all that scrolling time with a few anecdotes. And once they're up and running, there’s emails about the missing story of Joe’s first kiss, a forgotten late night Chanel 4 show, an offer of some zookeeper tales, a Chatabiscuit picking up David-isms and a bodybuilding husband. Plus, there’s an update about David’s new friend ‘Graham’. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks

Jul 30, 2026 41 min

Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s written about his new and very platonic relationship with a man. Then it’s on with the walking chat - and also a slightly morbid discussion about what they’d do if they ever found a dead body. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought

Jul 29, 2026 40 min

Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his and Joe’s discussion about that takes up most of the show - along with their thoughts on why people wear cycling shorts and the acceptability of groups of men wearing lycra in public. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 875: Clear Headed And Nothing To Say

Jul 28, 2026 52 min

Well this is one of those tricky eps where David and Joe have a bit of a struggle finding things to talk about. But alongside a lot of head scratching, they manage to discuss David’s morning encounter with a man trying find a conference, a very nice young man in a farm shop, an iMessage game, an Andy Warhol interview, being the loudest person in the room and plugging other people pods. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 874 Vault Mondays: Experimental Party

Jul 27, 2026 47 min

It’s archive episode time! And in this one, we try and have a party with some Patreons and it fails. Classic Chatabix. First posted on 9th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs

Jul 24, 2026 34 min

In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a traffic stand-off story, some trouser advice, Park Run questions, thoughts on South East London, more funny names and more serving famous people. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 872: Being Naughty and Top 10 Names

Jul 23, 2026 38 min

On today’s show, David and Joe discuss wholesome teenagers, how naughty they were when they were kids, find out what the top ten names were when they were born and then what they are now. Simple as that! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 871: Mind Reading and Teeth Control

Jul 22, 2026 35 min

Well, it turns out this is actually the second part of a double bubble episode. So picking things up from where the last show ended, David has three things to tell Joe about. 1) The lovely time he had in Henfield recently, 2) an amazing mind reading magician at a family party, 3) needing to visit the dentist. It’s all about taking control of your teeth, don’t you know. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Created by: Big Oval Plate
Status: Active
Latest episode: Nov 12, 2026
Episodes: 753
Release period: Daily
Avg. episode length: 41 min
Explicit: Yes
Language: English

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