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Caroline Parker

Don't Touch It

A Parenting and Kids & Family podcast Explicit

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About the show

Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things they’ve been dying to say out loud. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

Newest episodes

Our House Is Being Run By Children and Animals!!

1 hr 0 min

Caroline and Kyle are back in the UK, and on this episode of Don't Touch It they've got more unfiltered opinions and the sort of oversharing that probably shouldn't happen before breakfast. From Dory the dog getting herself stuck underneath the bed (and causing yet another household drama) to the kids making themselves at home in their parents' bedroom in the middle of the night... the pair get into the realities of family life: including why not everyone should own a pet and whether having animals around is actually important for children. They also debate whether fireworks should be banned for the sake of pets and wildlife, compare Bonfire Night with America's Fourth of July, and get stuck into the internet's latest obsession: the very questionable SKIMS advent calendar. Plus, Caroline shares her thoughts on the rumoured I'm A Celebrity line-up, while Kyle reveals the surprisingly luxurious experience of a £125 haircut. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leaving Kids Home Alone & Things America Does Better (And Worse) Than Britain

1 hr 0 min

Caroline and Kyle are back together in America - and on this episode of Don't Touch It, they're catching up and getting into some of the biggest debates in parenting, relationships and everyday life. From why Halloween is so much bigger in the US (and why Caroline isn't convinced Thanksgiving deserves the hype) to the things they miss about British life, the pair compare the two sides of the Atlantic! They also tackle a question every parent eventually faces: when is it actually okay to let your kids go off on their own? Should an eight-year-old be allowed an hour at home? Are we raising a generation of overprotected children? And who gets the final say when parents disagree on discipline? Plus, Caroline and Kyle get honest about relationship arguments, why sometimes you just need to let your partner have a moan, and a rather unexpected debate about how many times you should need to pee after holding it in. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠@donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halloween Camping, Golf Cart Wars & Life In The US with Helen

58 min

Caroline is taking the podcast on the road – all the way to America – and bringing along her best friend Helen for a very special catch-up! On this episode of Don't Touch It, we're filming live from Helen's bed during their annual Halloween camping trip as the pair get into everything from the competitive world of campsite golf cart decorating (yes, it's as serious as it sounds) to the very unconventional way they first became friends. There's a game of hypothetical questions, some questionable driving accusations and a few confessions that probably should have stayed between friends! Plus, Caroline and Helen compare life in the UK and US - discussing everything from American school lunches and the bizarre carpool culture to tipping, drive-through ATMs and why it's seemingly impossible to walk anywhere in America. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠⁠@donttouchit⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠@donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Our House Is Being Run By Children and Animals!!

1 hr 0 min

Caroline and Kyle are back in the UK, and on this episode of Don't Touch It they've got more unfiltered opinions and the sort of oversharing that probably shouldn't happen before breakfast. From Dory the dog getting herself stuck underneath the bed (and causing yet another household drama) to the kids making themselves at home in their parents' bedroom in the middle of the night... the pair get into the realities of family life: including why not everyone should own a pet and whether having animals around is actually important for children. They also debate whether fireworks should be banned for the sake of pets and wildlife, compare Bonfire Night with America's Fourth of July, and get stuck into the internet's latest obsession: the very questionable SKIMS advent calendar. Plus, Caroline shares her thoughts on the rumoured I'm A Celebrity line-up, while Kyle reveals the surprisingly luxurious experience of a £125 haircut. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leaving Kids Home Alone & Things America Does Better (And Worse) Than Britain

1 hr 0 min

Caroline and Kyle are back together in America - and on this episode of Don't Touch It, they're catching up and getting into some of the biggest debates in parenting, relationships and everyday life. From why Halloween is so much bigger in the US (and why Caroline isn't convinced Thanksgiving deserves the hype) to the things they miss about British life, the pair compare the two sides of the Atlantic! They also tackle a question every parent eventually faces: when is it actually okay to let your kids go off on their own? Should an eight-year-old be allowed an hour at home? Are we raising a generation of overprotected children? And who gets the final say when parents disagree on discipline? Plus, Caroline and Kyle get honest about relationship arguments, why sometimes you just need to let your partner have a moan, and a rather unexpected debate about how many times you should need to pee after holding it in. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠@donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halloween Camping, Golf Cart Wars & Life In The US with Helen

58 min

Caroline is taking the podcast on the road – all the way to America – and bringing along her best friend Helen for a very special catch-up! On this episode of Don't Touch It, we're filming live from Helen's bed during their annual Halloween camping trip as the pair get into everything from the competitive world of campsite golf cart decorating (yes, it's as serious as it sounds) to the very unconventional way they first became friends. There's a game of hypothetical questions, some questionable driving accusations and a few confessions that probably should have stayed between friends! Plus, Caroline and Helen compare life in the UK and US - discussing everything from American school lunches and the bizarre carpool culture to tipping, drive-through ATMs and why it's seemingly impossible to walk anywhere in America. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠⁠@donttouchit⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠@donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies

47 min

On this episode of Don't Touch It, Caroline and Kyle are debating the things nobody really talks about in marriage... from sleeping in separate beds to the very different ways they handle being ill. Caroline shares your unconventional sleeping arrangements, and the couple read your responses to everything from separate duvets and pillow boundaries to partners banished to the spare room. Plus, they're discussing the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, whether anything has actually changed, and the pressure on women to bounce back after giving birth. Expect hot takes, questionable logic, plenty of marital bickering and the kind of conversations that will have you turning to your partner and asking, “Is it just us?” Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠@donttouchit⁠ TikTok: ⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠ YouTube: ⁠@donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors

44 min

Welcome to the brand new series of Don't Touch It, the podcast where Caroline Parker and her husband Kyle get into all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. In their first episode together, Caroline and Kyle are bringing you into their bedroom (literally) for an unfiltered catch-up on marriage, parenting and all the little things that make living with another person equal parts hilarious and horrifying. From the great debate over how often you should wash your bedsheets and whether sharing a towel with your partner is a crime against humanity, to the etiquette of paying your babysitter when date night ends early... nothing is off limits. Plus, Caroline recounts her night at a Westlife concert, Kyle questions the cultural significance of British TV, and the pair get into their latest obsession with The Traitors. Expect brutally honest opinions, questionable hygiene habits and plenty of banter. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: @donttouchit TikTok: @donttouchit.pod YouTube: @donttouchitpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep15: The Truth About Modern Womanhood – Don’t Touch It | Ashley James

1 hr 12 min

On this week’s episode of Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by broadcaster, DJ and Sunday Times bestselling author Ashley James 🤍 We go into detail about her new book Bimbo and the conversations it opens up around internalised misogyny and how we can unpick it in everyday life. Ashley also shares her thoughts on how the patriarchy impacts on not just women, but men too, and why these patterns show up in the way we think, behave and relate to each other. We also get into the cost of childcare questioning why its so expensive and the effect that has on families, as well as a chat about sex in long-term relationships and how that evolves over time. This is a really open, thought-provoking conversation that touches on so many important and often unspoken topics. Link to her book BIMBO - https://amzn.eu/d/09JMfQHW Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ashleylouisejames? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ashleyjames? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep14: The Reality of ADHD, Identity & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Toby & Mikey

1 hr 23 min

On this week’s episode I was joined by the lovely Toby and Mikey!! As a disclaimer this was filmed in April and as we all know mental health can change but this was a really open and unfiltered conversation. We talk about mental health and living with an ADHD diagnosis, including the reality of finding the right medication and how much that can affect day to day life. We get into relationships from dating an older guy, and what it was like feeling the need to pretend to be straight. Mikey also speaks about his experience with having a stroke and we finish things off with a chat on the side of being online that people don’t tend to see, like feeling lost, questioning what you’re doing, and whether any of it actually means anything. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tobyshome? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@tobyshome? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep12: Everything It Took to Become a Mum Through IVF – Don’t Touch It | Nadia

1 hr 9 min

On this week’s episode, we got to chit chat with Nadia Anya, who shared her incredible IVF journey!We discussed everything from starting IVF and dealing with the emotional highs and lows, to what the process is really like behind the scenes. Nadia talked transparently about her experience, including the challenges, the waiting, and what it takes to keep moving forward. We then also talked about motherhood after IVF and how that journey can affect your experience once your baby arrives. This conversation is so important and revealing for anyone going through IVF, thinking about it, or just wanting to learn more about it. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nadiaanya__?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@nadiaanya__?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep11: Balancing Acting, Motherhood and Content Creation - Don’t Touch It | Carla Freeman

1 hr 16 min

On this week’s episode we had Carla Freeman on the podcast. She is such an incredible actor! We spoke a lot about her career as well as how she became a comedy content creator and where she gets all her inspiration from. We also dived into motherhood, what it’s like having a bigger age gap between her kids and how different that experience is. And finally we ended up talking about friendships, and how important it is to have the right people around you.Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/carlaafreeman?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@carlafreemancomedy?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep10: A Midwife Answers The Too Embarrassing Questions To Ask - Don’t Touch It | Marie The Modern Midwife

1 hr 39 min

In this episode we’re joined by Marie, a midwife and published author, to talk about everything pregnancy, birth, and the realities of becoming a parent. Nothing was off limits in this conversation as we answered the questions new and expecting mothers often want to ask but feel too embarrassed to. From pregnancy symptoms, labour, and inductions to poo during birth, HPV, abortions, and postpartum recovery, Marie shares honest insight from her experience supporting women through pregnancy and childbirth. Whether you’re pregnant, planning to have a baby, or simply curious about what really happens behind the scenes of pregnancy and birth, this episode is packed with honest advice, expert knowledge, and the answers many parents are looking for. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_midwife?igsh=anczbnhoZXhhN21v Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep9: From Council House To Homeowner & Breaking The Abortion Stigma – Don’t Touch It | Jo Rand

1 hr 21 min

In this episode I am joined by Jo or better known as Jo's Unfiltered Life and we talk about how her life completely shifted, from living in a council house to buying her first home and everything that came with that change. We get into family dynamics, having a stay-at-home partner and the impact that’s had on their kids, as well as a very real and honest conversation about abortion. We also chat about what’s next, including her parents moving over and building a lodge in the garden for them. This one is such an open and honest chat, I hope you love it!! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jos_unfiltered_life? TikTok -https://www.tiktok.com/@jos_unfiltered_life? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep8: Behind The Mic, Into Motherhood and Diversity – Don’t Touch It | Leah Davis

1 hr 27 min

This ones such a good chat with Leah Davis, from presenting on the radio to creating funny content online, and now adjusting to life as a new mum. we also got to touch on her thoughts on diversity in the industry and how to navigate it all. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/leahhdaviss? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@leahdaviscomedy Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep7: Are We Appreciated As Step Mum's – Don’t Touch It | Savannah Sachdev

1 hr 29 min

In this episode Savannah joins me and we chat about becoming a content creator, building a business as a female entrepreneur, and getting into running. We also get into relationships, becoming a step parent, and a contraversial conversation... should influencers get their weddings gifted by brands? This was such a fun episode I hope you all enjoy!!  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/savannahsachdev TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@confusedindiangirl Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep6 : Controversial Parenting Topics We All Disagrees On – Don’t Touch It | Kyle

1 hr 19 min

In this episode, Kyle (my husband ❤️) joins me and we dive into some of the most controversial parenting topics… from spanking your children, to whether sleepovers should actually be allowed and some quick fire questions that we all want answers to! We share our honest opinions, different perspectives, and get into the conversations that parents don’t always agree on…. Instagram - @daddysflippinhouse Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep5: The Secret Behind Influencing And Growing On Social Media – Don’t Touch It | Maisie Crompton

1 hr 31 min

In this episode, we spilled the tea on everything you need to grow on social media, we talked about how you actually grow, what’s worked for us, what hasn’t, and the things no one really explains when you start posting. we even got to answer your most asked questions!! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/maisie_crompton TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@maisie_crompton Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep4: Gardening, Ghosts and Mormons Stealing From Him? – Don’t Touch It | Rob Doing Rob

1 hr 44 min

This week on Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by Rob a man of many talents (and honestly, many lives). From working with Twitter to running his own gardening store, his career path has been anything but straightforward. We chat about unconventional job journeys and some very questionable living situations... including a ghost in his house and Mormons who stole his coffee and alcohol Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/robdoingrob TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@robdoingrob Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep3: A Baby On The Way & Traditions In The Making – Don’t Touch It | Fred & Darling Asquith

1 hr 48 min

This week on Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by The Asquiths as they step into a completely new chapter. We dive into what this phase of life actually feels like right now, the moment it properly sank in that they’re becoming parents, and the emotional shifts that come with it. There’s chat about starting their own family traditions, the kind of mum and dad they hope to be… and of course Fred’s slightly concerning witch-level ability to predict things. I hope you enjoy is as much as i enjoyed chatting to them. Instagram -  https://www.instagram.com/fredasquith https://www.instagram.com/darlingasquith TikTok -  https://www.tiktok.com/@fredasquith https://www.tiktok.com/@darlingasquith Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep 2: Waffle the wonder dog, Weird DMs and Working in TV – Don’t Touch It | Andrea Vallls

1 hr 28 min

I'm so excited for you to listen to this weeks episode, I could not stop laughing. I got to sit down with Andrea Valls and spoke everything from getting hired on Waffle the Wonder Dog, to being cut from Bridgerton, and sharing some unexpected dating stories. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/drea_valls/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@andrea_valls?_r=1&_t=ZN-93pYzJSpSdP Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S2 Ep 1: Pregnancy, Parenthood & Haemorrhoids? – Don’t Touch It | Imogen Horton

56 min

I got to sit down with the amazing Imogen Horton and this episode really went all over the place, in the best kind of way. We talk everything from stay-at-home dads, pregnancy, and yes… haemorrhoids. It’s one of those conversations where no topic is off-limits. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/imogenhorton/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@imogenhorton?_r=1&_t=ZN-93donKU3uRa Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1 Ep 7: Marriage, Parenting & Regrets? - Don’t Touch It | Kyle

1 hr 26 min

Kyle is here for the Season 1 finale of Don’t Touch It!! the guest you’ve all been asking for. We talk marriage, disagreements, parenting and debate USA or UK. All the things we definitely don’t always agree on 😂 It’s honest, funny and very real, hope you love it ❤️ Instagram - @daddysflippinhouse Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1 Ep 6: Abuse, Faith, and Freedom – Katie Moudallal’s remarkable story | Don't Touch It

1 hr 16 min

⚠️ Heads-up - this episode includes some tough chat around child abuse. This week, I sat down with the gorgeous Katie Moudallal, who documents her life online as both a girl mum and Muslim revert, bringing a new point of view to her socials. TikTok -   / katieandariam  Instagram -   / katieariam  Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1 Ep 5: Life on Stage and Screen, from Hamilton to Wicked - Don't Touch It | Courtney Mae Briggs

54 min

This week, I sat down with the amazing Courntey Mae Briggs, known for her role in the movie 'Wicked', starring in hit musicals such as 'Hamilton' and being a wonderful mother to her daughter Minnie. TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@courtneymaebriggs Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/courtneymae_briggs/ Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1 Ep 4 : Teenage pregnancy with £25 to £56k in a day - Don’t Touch it | Maisie Crompton

56 min

This week, I sat down with my close friend Maisie Crompton, founder of TotesForYou and mum to Elsie, to discuss everything from motherhood to navigating being a woman in business. TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@maisie_crompton Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/maisie_crompton/ Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1 Ep 3 : The Reality of Pregnancy & Birth - Don't Touch It | Emily Miller

52 min

My guest this week is the wonderful Emily Miller! TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyfayemiller Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/emilyfayemiller/ We talk everything from our pregnancy’s, we see her stunning house, she teaches me how she likes her tea, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch! Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1 Ep 2 : Surrogacy & Family - Don't Touch It | Stuart Armfield and Francis Haugen

53 min

My guests this week are the wonderful Stuart and Francis! TikTok -   / stuartandfrancis Instagram -   / stueyarmfield and francishaugen   Link to their live show -   / https://www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-theatre/events/2025/oct/stuart-and-francis-show-live?fbclid=PAQ0xDSwLeJE5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABp7Xi0IFDXnnyz1lz4lD7xaHNiA5_-oala3rs1gEsqP_iispYUOYBBs-4Ri04_aem_NkQ4Z1kGRjhtztLr-Yqfhw We talk everything from surrogacy as a couple, being a ‘naked household’, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch! Welcome to Don’t Touch It - named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything - not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. instagram.com/ donttouchitpod    tiktok.com /donttouchit.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1 Ep 1 : Home, Renovations & Family Life - Don't Touch It |Olivia Hammond

39 min

My guest this week is the gorgeous Olivia Hammond @olivia_hammond We talk everything from moving house to men having hobbies, we see her stunning house and hear all about her renovation, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch! Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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