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Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)

Newest episodes

Paint the city brainstorm

59 min

BLUE WAVEEEE Halloween recap and just general positive high vibrations also drew got a haircut and looks like realllllllllly good https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halloween episode!!!!! - drew paints Josiah

1 hr 5 min

This is our 6th Halloween episode that Drew has been 16 for! Prank calling celebs!! Drew takes a tumble https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gods plan

1 hr 1 min

sorry about drew’s audio this episode he recorded it from the upside down/m. Yes I saw Mike!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Paint the city brainstorm

59 min

BLUE WAVEEEE Halloween recap and just general positive high vibrations also drew got a haircut and looks like realllllllllly good https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halloween episode!!!!! - drew paints Josiah

1 hr 5 min

This is our 6th Halloween episode that Drew has been 16 for! Prank calling celebs!! Drew takes a tumble https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gods plan

1 hr 1 min

sorry about drew’s audio this episode he recorded it from the upside down/m. Yes I saw Mike!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Enya lost 100k followers

58 min

A Russian data center was blown up and enya lost all of her followers:( Drew and chappell roan hooked up See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You are deserving

56 min

The SF show is tonight!!! Tickets at: https://www.stubhub.com/emergency-intercom-san-francisco-tickets-10-9-2026/event/161720726/?backUrl=%2Femergency-intercom-tickets%2Fperformer%2F150217658&lt=34.068654413507744&lg=-118.43593898966522 You are deserving, you are capable https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gay test

51 min

Drew took the gay test and he passed (or failed depending in your perspective..) San Francisco October 9th tickets: https://www.stubhub.com/emergency-intercom-san-francisco-tickets-10-9-2026/event/161720726/?backUrl=%2Femergency-intercom-tickets%2Fperformer%2F150217658&lt=34.068654413507744&lg=-118.43593898966522 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greek yogurt is discharge

1 hr 5 min

period https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josiah just cant stop prank calling

1 hr 1 min

Drew and Enya's neighbors yelled at them which is not cool because Drew is a minor https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beyoncé looking at Jay Z’s phone

1 hr 7 min

This is your number 1 pop culture podcast! https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's the girl and who's the boy

1 hr 8 min

Enya dives into theories about The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Drew reckons with the fact that he is gay https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SAVE THE BEARS FROM OZEMPIC

1 hr 2 min

Drew comes out as a bear lover San Diego 10/1 Balboa Theatre, San Diego, CA Ticket Link: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0A0064F605D2E4B4 (https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0A0064F605D2E4B4__;!!F_iz1QV3Gc5jkBg!V2RlmogBUunDpATgSlK_Hnkg25n8zGdYqCo750TDZ8q60d9J-datKADXYb32fI5ZcdrzfgGSjFdrgzdWlm4g-75h2ylrN132$)   San Francisco 10/9 The Castro Theatre, San Francisco, CA Ticket Link: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C0064FA40BC9934?camefrom=CFC_ANOTHERPLANET_artist&brand=anotherplanet (https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C0064FA40BC9934?camefrom=CFC_ANOTHERPLANET_artist&brand=anotherplanet__;!!F_iz1QV3Gc5jkBg!V2RlmogBUunDpATgSlK_Hnkg25n8zGdYqCo750TDZ8q60d9J-datKADXYb32fI5ZcdrzfgGSjFdrgzdWlm4g-75h26dmUKbx$) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My presence is a curse (w/ Tanner Devore)

1 hr 7 min

Tanner joins us to discuss bumpin denim and straight people (aka the male loneliness epidemic) Follow Tanner on ig: @tannertan36 and listen to his podcast Tangent With Tanner!! https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew is gay

53 min

Drew is gay See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Tea Williams

57 min

Drew is finally ready to talk about When Tea Williams and Enya discusses her dead wife energy Also Galaxy Brain is out now on Netflix!!! Watch it here: https://www.netflix.com/title/82148356 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing spin the bottle with Mary Beth Barone

1 hr 12 min

https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom  Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops Mary Beth Barone joins us to discuss Zohran Mamdani, literacy on Love Island and working with Ky on her new Netflix comedy special Galaxy Brain is out July 28 on Netflix!!! Follow Mary Beth at @marybethbarone on ig See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They feed us poison to sell us the cure

57 min

Let me not forget my big hat https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family dymanics w/ Josiah

57 min

Odiously we're joined by Josiah to discuss his solo career, family dymanics and his dreams coming to fructition Stream Josiah's single: https://open.spotify.com/track/4PYs8qD6tLUGKP6B27Fij1?si=7151a79386f4482a https://music.apple.com/us/song/deep-end/6780900904 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We need to take back the word based

1 hr 13 min

Enya unlocks some empathy for men in this episode but not too much https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jojo Siwa cruise

57 min

We are finally back in the studio to discuss the Jojo Siwa cruise https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When in Rome

1 hr 11 min

When in Drew https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonnie Drew

56 min

Bonnie Drew https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Underthinking lets talk about it

57 min

Fight the urge to for introspection and start underthinking See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

fArt is fashion

58 min

Heidi Klum's contacts at the met gala lets talk about it Buy tickets to our show on May 9th Tomorrow LA: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900642D9B8881D7 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ticketmaster trade

1 hr 0 min

Buy tickets to our show on May 9th in LA: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900642D9B8881D7 Boobyala, Titz, Gay, Cumming these are all real places on the map See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

iPhone face

1 hr 5 min

Something shifted..  https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josiah we need to be friends

53 min

Josiah. we need to be friends period hands down everything https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh I didn't know I was in the Olympics I'm sorry

59 min

Drew is the only one who hasn't lost his whimsy https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beauty standards episode

1 hr 12 min

Its time to talk about beauty standards because no one else will https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let your queeriosity shine!!!

1 hr 7 min

You're bi https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The London look

58 min

Enya drank everyday for a week and got in a fist fight with a white woman and Drew likes throwing up now See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adderall induced psychosis w/ Eli

1 hr 4 min

Eli joins us to talk about her alien animatronic, dming Addison Rae a bunch, her one women show, and upcoming tour  Instagram: @journalofadoll https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're allowed to smile and be happy you know that right

1 hr 9 min

Drew got high and started asking questions Official Emergency Intercom plushies are out NOW All proceeds go to PCRF and This Is About Humanity Get them at http://emergencyinter.com  join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotom https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bush reveal

59 min

Plushies drop tomorrow at 12pm pst - all proceeds are being split between pcrf and this is about humanity http://emergencyinter.com Enya’s does a reveal of her big bush and something very bad happened to Drew in the gym bathroom See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All roads lead to this moment w/ Veronika Slowikowska

1 hr 14 min

Live from your mom its emergency intercom Follow Veronika @veronika_iscool https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew was supposed to be in The Moment

1 hr 8 min

We discuss the Grammys and Drew has been crying more now that he is crying more he has noticed that he wasn't crying as much before See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All cops are bottoms

1 hr 12 min

Drew wants to be the first ethical bottom billionaire See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be who you are

59 min

Ky and Drew went to another gay bar. They are both straight though https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew watches vertical content

58 min

Drew spent money on a veritcal tv show about a 15 year old doctor https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew kissed Ky

56 min

Serious ass episode. Drew and Enya tackle the opiate epidemic, manufactured consent, the gig economy weaponized by late stage exo-capitalism and Ky and Drew kissing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2018 was 4 years ago

1 hr 2 min

Marty Supreme is a boy movie and Enya will never watch it https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pickle Rick

1 hr 4 min

Enya’s purpose is to smoke weed and Josiah keeps telling people he worked at a popcorn factory https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Body count reveal w/ Owen

1 hr 6 min

Owen joins us to talk about body counts and bond with Enya over their shared love of musicals Owen's ig: @owenthiele https://www.instagram.com/owenthiele/?hl=en https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Enya's old box

1 hr 9 min

Enya talks about her box, Drew's car got impounded, Ky is silent.   Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

the end

53 min

https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Drew and ky are doing comedy sets soon. Enya got banned from a dating app and the road trip ends horribly lol See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Free sloppy at 7/11

51 min

Enya thinks people need to stop admitting to crimes on Tiktok, and Drew was horribly embarrassed twice this week See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let us pray w/ Violet

57 min

https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy   Violet joins us to pray for Ky and teach us that technology and nature can coexist   Follow Violet @viioletelizabeth See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Churning butter and pre glazed

1 hr 3 min

Enya might be the last pure woman and Drew won’t shut up about his new phone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Saturday sunday

1 hr 17 min

saturday sunday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1000 burger challenge

59 min

Sending your friend 1000 memes is the new facebook poke, and drew got his blood test results back See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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