<p><b>New here? Start with Season 1:</b> the Series Trailer, then “Start Here: How The Show Works”.</p><p><br></p><p><b>No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou</b></p><p><br></p><p><b>No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political disasters and very bad decisions.</b></p><p><br></p><p>Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.</p><p><br></p><p>Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.</p><p><br></p><p><b>But don’t take my word for it…</b></p><p><br></p><p>This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!</p><p><br></p><p>Here’s what listeners are saying:</p><p><br></p><p><em>“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.” </em></p><p><br></p><p><em>“The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.” </em></p><p><br></p><p><em>“Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.” </em></p><p><br></p><p>Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:</p><p>👉 <a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD">patreon.com/NoReturnAD</a></p><p><br></p>
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New here? Start with Season 1: the Series Trailer, then “Start Here: How The Show Works”. Your podcast app has very helpfully started you at the newest bit. Because of course it has. Here’s where to begin instead, and a quick hello to everyone who followed us to our new home. Music: “Groovy Funk” by Alex Shulgin, via Envato Elements. Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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A long-overdue NoReturniverse update, and a little funk. After a difficult stretch focused on family and health, the NoReturniverse is very much alive. From January 2027, Kier plans to make audio drama and audio fiction full time for a couple of years. There may be new work before then: hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Thank you for sticking around. Music: “Prickly Groovy Funk” by V-Audio, via Envato Elements. Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
20 min
The Heist Concludes! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk — Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro Vehlo Warden — AJ Fidalgo Seilbh — Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall — Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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New here? Start with Season 1: the Series Trailer, then “Start Here: How The Show Works”. Your podcast app has very helpfully started you at the newest bit. Because of course it has. Here’s where to begin instead, and a quick hello to everyone who followed us to our new home. Music: “Groovy Funk” by Alex Shulgin, via Envato Elements. Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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A long-overdue NoReturniverse update, and a little funk. After a difficult stretch focused on family and health, the NoReturniverse is very much alive. From January 2027, Kier plans to make audio drama and audio fiction full time for a couple of years. There may be new work before then: hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Thank you for sticking around. Music: “Prickly Groovy Funk” by V-Audio, via Envato Elements. Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Heist Concludes! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk — Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro Vehlo Warden — AJ Fidalgo Seilbh — Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall — Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
20 min
The Heist Continues! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk — Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro Seilbh — Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall — Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Black Thorn goes to the post office. Content warningsDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Black Thorn tries to love... Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Black Thorn gets a beer. Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen... What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light? Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair Swifty — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Black Thorn is recognised. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Black Thorn makes his way home. Content warningsNo additional content warning identifiedCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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The Black Thorn visits the countryside. Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
41 min
The Heist Begins! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodSexual references or nudityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk — Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro Seilbh — Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall — Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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Salryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights. If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :P Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Bran — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair GM/Meh/Karaf — Kier Zhou Pat D Bakr/Sophia — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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Part one concludes. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastThe part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors Rowan Lightfoot was played by Joe Jordan Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof Gnilfiet was reprised by charismatic Krissi Williams Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson Saurian 1 was played by the luminous Lilly Inverse Saurian 2 was voiced by the tenacious Taylor Michaels Saurian 3 was brought to life by the formidable, funny, and frankly fantastic AJ Fidaglo, also known as Mr F Saurian 4 was performed by the lyrical Lyssa Jay The part of Mr Kera was portrayed by the magnetic and moody Tyler Moody Abbot Liare was reprised with grace by the limitlessly layered Lilly Inverse Kaoru was conjured by the grounded and grand Girunduu Sir Casper was embodied with gallant gravitas by the great and gracious Girunduu Runa was realised by the radiant and resolute Madeleine Buttitta The Expired Titles MC was magnificently made manifest by the bold and brilliant Brenna Anderson‑Dowd and Everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou Except for Kerren Nadar who was played by the sagacious Stuart Bullock…. But wait… Kerren Nadar? The Lernian? He wasn’t in this was he? The name is familiar but did the character show up? Hmmm… probably a post credit scene then right? Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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It. Gets. Real. Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastThe part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof Gnilfiet was reprised by the charismatic Krissi Williams Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson Saurian 1 was played by Lilly Inverse Saurian 2 was played by Taylor Michaels Saurian 3 was played by AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F Saurian 4 was played by Lyssa Jay and everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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Brucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastMr Kera — Tyler Moody Alts MC — Brenna Anderson-Dowd Kaoru — Girunduu Runa — MadeleineButtitta Brucco — Christian Maclean-Mair Ysenda — Gemma Maclean-Mair Chura/Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-Tickle Anzhlo — Matt Evans Saurians/Erik Isolde — Kier Zhou Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood Turzhlo — Drew ‘hupfva’ B Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
32 min
Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-End Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastAnzhlo — Matt Evans Yvonna — Lauren Littlewood Semion Quietknife — Dave Hodgson Fuzhlo — Dontae Majors Turzhlo — Drew ‘hupfva’ B Ysenda — Gemma Maclean- Mair Brucco — Christian Maclean-Mair Sister Always — Glenda Vilimar Everyone else — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
34 min
The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastSeilbh — Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall — Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran — Kier Zhou Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastAnzhlo — Matt Evans Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood Erik Isolde — Kier Zhou Brucco — Christian McLean-Mair Ysenda — Gemma McLean-Mair Orryn — Kier Zhou Abbott Liare — Lilly Inverse Fuzhlo — Dontae Majors Chura — Abbie Jordan-Tickle Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams Semion Quietknife — Dave Hodgson Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
41 min
The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastAnzhlo — Matt Evans Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood Erik Isolde — Kier Zhou Mikkel — Adam Robinson Sir Casper — Girunduu Brucco — Christian McLean-Mair Ysenda — Gemma McLean-Mair Orryn — Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro) Captain Ironside — James Hart Fuzhlo — Dontae Majors Chura — Abbie Jordan-Tickle Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-Tickle Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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A collaboration between Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales and the NoReturniverse. A time-travelling alien robot arrives on Earth intending to save humanity, but his appeal for kindness is passed from a job centre to police custody, political leaders and an increasingly impatient cosmic parent. Bureaucracy, panic and geopolitics do not make the assignment straightforward. Content warningsStrong language and sexual languageGun violence, death and references to school shootingsNuclear weapons, mass destruction and apocalyptic threatMental-health crisis, detention and coercive interrogationAlcohol dependencyPolitical and religious satire, discriminatory rhetoric and national caricatureCastVoices From the Vortex of Bureaucracy and Beyond The Jaw-Dropping John Kennard as the indomitable Alien Robot Space Jesus From The Future The Astounding Abbie Jordan-Tickle brought practiced dispassion to the Job Centre Clerk The Kinda-Knavish Kier Zhou tried his best as the Angry Job Seeker The Jubilant Jim Cogan lent machine-like charisma to the Job Centre Terminal The Kinetic Kat McQueen served up sass as Job Centre Agent 1 The Commanding Cameron Gergett countered with indifference as Job Centre Agent 2 The Mighty Matt Evans brought polite peace making to the Police Officer The Luminous Lauren Deakin investigated truth as the Journalist The Gravitas-Gilded Girunduu governed gloriously as the Prime Minister The Blazing Brandon Gamblin oozed menace as Agent Orange The Charismatic Chris Bauso made mayhem as President Biggle Guff The Justifiably Jaded Joe Killcar almost kept secrets safe as the Secret Service Agent The Dynamic Danielle Thuen reported on reports as the Reporter The Stoic Stephen Newhand offered the voice of the everyman as Man on the Street The Kinda-Kooky Kier Zhou multitasked heroically as both Woman on the Street and Ambiguously Gendered Pedestrian The Divine Dylan Smith pontificated perfectly as The Pope The Kinda-Confused Kier Zhou also moonlighted as Supreme...
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Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastSamael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan — Kier Zhou Lars Xu — Blake White Scurlott Tupou — Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca — Krissi Williams Leda — Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo — Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek — Dylan Smith Lady Isolde — Lauren Littlewood Brother Absalom — Girunduu Luobo Ironside — James Hart Ang Von Overton — Rachel Pulilam Dallen Gersia — Daniellelanois Zafar — Christian Maclean-Mair Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation! Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastCommander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians — Kier Zhou Domina Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-Tickle Nyalie Alaric — Glenda Villimar Constable Lucca/D'Brie — Krissi Williams Lt Lars Xu — Blake White Selwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek — Dylan Smith Anzhlo — Matt Evans Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
21 min
The final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new... Across many worlds and many lands, amongst many creatures... The Fall brought many ends and many beginnings... these are the tragic words of 'One of Many', 'The Last to Leave'. Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastOne of Many — Justin Fife Angau — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
43 min
Min explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastGnilfeit — Krissi Williams Thae Oraen — Gemma Maclean Mair Everyone else — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
52 min
Are you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?! Min finally makes it to Anderkant and encounters one of it's denizens. Gnilfeit makes gets more involved with the Lessee's plans... H keeps manipulating our hapless hero. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastGnilfeit — Krissi Williams Thae Oraen — Gemma Maclean Mair Miner 1 — Adam Robinson Miner 2 — Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Everyone else — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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Who is 'H'? Who is The Lessee? Who is this enigmatic sister?...Well...actually...if you've been listening to the other stories and bonus episodes...you might be able to figure out the latter... and the former... This episode follows our villain's backstory and begins to unravel the mystery of what they are really up to with the Anderkant Project. Be prepared...it...gets...weird. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastGnilfiet — Krissi Williams H/Tran/Min/Billy/Tran/Torriq/Lessee/Teresa/Everyone else — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
20 min
I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer... Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastCole Lumbo — Chris RR Bauso Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Tickle Matko — AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F) Vasa — Lilly Inverse Selwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova ig Zafar — Christian Maclean-Mair Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
23 min
Gazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts... Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment... Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastChermise Vermillion — Dragonbait Dag'r — Lilly Inverse Deky — Cameron Gergett Gazi — Graham Capobianco Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams Layna Jareg — Rae Witte Major — Chris (One Wall) Olda — Anne Marie Lebeau Rufus Sark — Chris (One Wall) Sushila — Loretta Chang Tommo — Jack Duncan Von Overton — Rachel Pulliam Wilifred — Ed Craggbarber Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
24 min
Gazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back... Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastAnan — Skyler Giordano Bezeroa — Tyler Moody Chermise Vermillion — Dragonbait Dag'r — Lilly Inverse Dagrun — Kier Zhou Deky — Cameron Gergett Door Man — Graham Capobianco Gazi — Graham Capobianco Ivanic — Justin Fife Jinu — Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares Kane — Tyler Moody Layna Jareg — Rae Witte Luobo — James Hart OR Guard — Tyler Moody OR LT — AJ FidLAGO Rufus Sark — Chris (One Wall) Sendat — Rae Witte Sharp — Kier Zhou Tommo — Jack Duncan Von Overton — Rachel Pulliam Wedder — Chris (One Wall) Wilifred — Ed Craggbarber Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
35 min
We flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityAlcohol or drug useCastAnan- — Skyler Giordano Dag'r - — Lilly Inverse Kova Dagrun- — Kier Zhou Deky- — Cameron Gergett Gav- — Dylan Smith Gazi- — Graham Capobianco Guildmaster- — Girunduu Ivanic- — Justin Fife Jarna - — Daniellelanois Jinu - — Ren @Ren_Cant Kane- — Tyler Moody Kongol- — OneWallChris Luobo- — James Hart Mal- — Girunduu Olda- — Anne Marie Lebeau OR Guard- — Tyler Moody Sam - — Kier Zhou Sendat- — Rae Witte Sharp- — Kier Zhou Sushila- — Loretta Chang Theras- — Dr Lou Sutcliffe Tommo- — Jack Duncan Von Overton- — Rachel Pulliam Colonel Wilifred- — Ed Craggbarber 99 Problems was performed by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
37 min
The Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out. Gnilfiet confronts Third. Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastOriginal Release Date — 22 Apr 2024 Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Cpl Deky — Cameron Gergett (Recap played by Luke Scarrow) Tpr Hupsu Tommo — Jack Duncan Tpr Nuori Gazi — Graham Capobianco Sgt Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith Sgt Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu Ang Von Overton — Rachel Pulliam (Recap played by Angela Yih) Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams Theras O'Phil — Dr Lou Sutcliffe Sushila Tommo — Loretta Chang Dag'r Tommo — Lilly Inverse Olda Tommo — Anne Marie Lebeau Violet Marshall Ivanic — Justin Fife Guard Commander Samael Vine/Third — Kier Zhou Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
20 min
The Boys return and things get dangerous! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastCSgt Malcom Rigby — Girunduu (@Girunduu) Sgt Gav Fern — Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons) Cpl Dek Ana — Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink) Constable Ang Von Overton — Rachel Pulliam Captain Luobo Ironside — James Hart Tpr Gazi — Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo — Jack Duncan Col Wilifred — Edmund Cragg-Barber Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun — Kier Zhou Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams Anan — Skyler Giordano Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
13 min
The next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance. Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
1 hr 4 min
Salryn has a long awaited reunion, but it is nothing like how she imagined it. Food, water and gold dwindles and treachery is discovered. Swifty takes drastic action. The city's heart is lifted by report of an army advancing from the North... It looks like the Dayan relief is finally here! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
1 hr 18 min
Things start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift further astray. Factions plays nice in the colleges. Factions scheme in the shadows. Salryn has a surprise visitor. Salryn struggles to unpack Vita and Alaric's byzantine schemes. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
35 min
Delicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find? Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastIgnatius Leon — AJ Fidalgo Thae Oraen — Gemma Maclean-Mair Gnilfiet — Krissi Williams Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
1 hr 22 min
Our heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
1 hr 2 min
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?! I guess you should probably listen to find out! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
1 hr 5 min
They have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real. Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force? I guess you should probably listen to find out! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
59 min
Jorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials' and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
1 hr 8 min
Vita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do? Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
47 min
Can Alaric talk his way out of this one? Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
58 min
Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
23 min
The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
41 min
Salryn rises to the occasion! Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
44 min
Will Salryn rise to the occasion? Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith Hupsu Tommo — Jack Duncan Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
50 min
An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Padah/Zarif — Benjamin Sharp Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith Hupsu Tommo — Jack Duncan Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
48 min
The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do? Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Captain Nuori Gazi — Graham Capobianco Pilot — Girunduu Padah/Zarif — Benjamin Sharp Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
46 min
Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores. Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastEpisode Art by Jim Tuohy Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan GM — Dylan Smith Captain Nuori Gazi — Graham Capobianco Pilot — Girunduu Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: hello@noreturniverse.co.uk
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