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Pendejo Time

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hullabaloo

1 hr 9 min

hooplah come see a show 11/20 - Omaha Nebraska 11/21 - Emmetsberg Iowa 11/22 - Lincoln Nebraska 1/28 New Orleans Louisiana 2/20 Philadelphia Pennsylvania 3/20 Chicago Illinois sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Professor N. Demetriosis

1 hr 5 min

hello professor PLEASE GET TICKETS TO SHOWS https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/P*****O and use code P*****O and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Big Purple Pounder and Little Milkina

1 hr 21 min

lmfao SHOWS Thomas Live In New York 10/30 Jake Live In Omaha 11/20 Jake Live In Emmetsburg, IA 11/21 Jake Live In Lincoln 11/22 P*****o Time Live in NOLA 1/28 TWO SHOWS P*****o Time Live in Philly 2/20 Patreon.com/pendejotime get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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hullabaloo

1 hr 9 min

hooplah come see a show 11/20 - Omaha Nebraska 11/21 - Emmetsberg Iowa 11/22 - Lincoln Nebraska 1/28 New Orleans Louisiana 2/20 Philadelphia Pennsylvania 3/20 Chicago Illinois sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Professor N. Demetriosis

1 hr 5 min

hello professor PLEASE GET TICKETS TO SHOWS https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/P*****O and use code P*****O and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Big Purple Pounder and Little Milkina

1 hr 21 min

lmfao SHOWS Thomas Live In New York 10/30 Jake Live In Omaha 11/20 Jake Live In Emmetsburg, IA 11/21 Jake Live In Lincoln 11/22 P*****o Time Live in NOLA 1/28 TWO SHOWS P*****o Time Live in Philly 2/20 Patreon.com/pendejotime get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pigson Hogson

1 hr 4 min

welcome to the piggy pen Thomas Live In New York 10/30 Jake Live In Omaha 11/20 Jake Live In Emmetsburg, IA 11/21 Jake Live In Lincoln 11/22 P*****o Time Live in NOLA 1/28 TWO SHOWS P*****o Time Live in Philly 2/20 sub to show Patreon.com/pendejotime See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I am sleepy

1 hr 2 min

JAKE SHOWS Jake will be doing a midwest weekend run in November (20th-22nd) Links below.  Omaha, Nebraska 11/20 Emmetsburg, Iowa 11/21 Lincoln, Nebraska 11/22 THOMAS SHOW See Thomas in the Big Applle with Caleb Pitts and Tommy Bayer  P*****O TIME LIVE SHOW IN NOLA 1/28 Kick off 2027 with a bang and see the boys in NOLA P*****O TIME LIVE SHOW IN PHILLY 2/20 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/p*****o-time-live-in-philly-tickets-2003206119428?aff=oddtdtcreator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tales from North Texas

1 hr 12 min

excuse me officer I have to throw up JAKE SHOWS Jake will be doing a midwest weekend run in November (20th-22nd) Links below. Omaha, Nebraska 11/20 Emmetsburg, Iowa 11/21 Lincoln, Nebraska 11/22 THOMAS SHOW See Thomas in the Big Applle with Caleb Pitts and Tommy Bayer P*****O TIME LIVE SHOW IN NOLA 1/28 Kick off 2027 with a bang and see the boys in NOLA get hims hims.com/PT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

weeeeeee

1 hr 23 min

go see Thomas in New York  https://restlessnites.com/events/calomas30oct2026 see Jake and Thomas in nola https://punchup.live/venue/sportsdrink/shows/p*****o-time-at-sports-drink sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

goofy hamburger

1 hr 8 min

go see Thomas in New York  https://restlessnites.com/events/calomas30oct2026 see Jake and Thomas in nola https://punchup.live/venue/sportsdrink/shows/p*****o-time-at-sports-drink sub to the show Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/P*****O and use code P*****O and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good Gropings, My Lord

1 hr 25 min

Good Rubbings my Liege, Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED treatment options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. hims.com/pt sub to the show Patreon.com/pendejotime See Jake Live in Austin at Velvfest this Friday See Thomas Live in New York 10/30 https://restlessnites.com/events/calomas30oct2026 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I got pie on it

1 hr 3 min

smoking on that normal weed sub to the show patreon.com/pendejotime Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/P*****O and use code P*****O and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Judge Mr. Peanut

1 hr 4 min

On the night of July 7th did you or did you not go to the store to buy peanuts cashews almonds walnuts or the sort If bedroom performance has been on your radar lately, you're not imagining it and you're not alone. ED is more common than guys talk about. The good news? Getting real treatment is simple, and through Hims, it's 100% online. hims.com/PT sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

keep the city strong

1 hr 38 min

keep the city strong keep the wheat coming for the king keep me living long witch in the woods tell the priest something really wrong now we in the woods with a beast and hes grey and long. keep my city strong see Jake in Austin Patreon.com/pendejotime sub to the show watch the newest video episode here See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Unc Music (Ft. Kyle AKA SmilingStrange)

1 hr 9 min

Follow Kyle on instagram for insightful music takes @smilingstrange See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Lick Line Vol. 1

1 hr 2 min

Welcome to the Lick Zone https://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/event-details/jake-rhodes COme to Orlando NEXT FRIDAY PLEAAAAASE hims.com/PT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Song About A Ball

1 hr 18 min

chippy dippy dopey duck PLEASE COME TO ORLANDO https://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/event-details/jake-rhodes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hard Out Here For a Shrimp

1 hr 1 min

Jake is moving into a beautiful new estate and will be back next week. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Food Bryan

1 hr 5 min

https://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/event-details/jake-rhodes Orlando Show Tickets San Antonio Show Tickets https://www.riotriverwalk.com/events/funniest-in-texas-comedy-show-at-riot-riverwalk-comedy-club-the-riot-riverwalk Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines get hims hims.com/PT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Prince and The Frog

1 hr 8 min

gotta Fugg all these toads one of em bound to turn into a bitch lol Get Tickets To Orlando 8/14 https://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/theunderground/p/friday-august-14th-1000pm-jake-rhodes get tickets to San Antonio July 18th https://www.riotriverwalk.com/events/funniest-in-texas-comedy-show-at-riot-riverwalk-comedy-club-the-riot-riverwalk sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Misadventures of John Cheese

1 hr 2 min

A fun little solo ep for the day ones. Thanks for listening. Jake will be back soon, he's on his honeymoon (congrats buddy). Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. Get Hims. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

PodMaxxing (Ft. Jarrett Moore) AUDIO ONLY I HATE CAMERA I NEED NEW CAMERA

1 hr 45 min

A deep dive into the world of Clavicular, Operator Podcasts, Book Clubs, and the big bright white hot light at the end of the tunnel with comedian and Youtube extraordinaire Jarrett Moore. follow him on IG IAmJarrettMoore On YouTube at @jarrettmoore6458 Watch his most recent recent videos here See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Black Cyclops

1 hr 16 min

guy who can't read and he thinks the CIA has a cyclops Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

sludge monster

1 hr 8 min

its not a joke anymore. im on the roof and its not funny anymore. im green. Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. Just complete a simple online intake, and a provider will review your information to determine if treatment is right for you. If prescribed, your treatment ships directly to your door in discreet packaging. That includes Sildenafil, also known as Generic for Viagra®, available through Hims at up to 95% less than the brand-name version.  And if that option isn’t right for you, there are additional treatment options available—so you can find what works best for your body. Get Hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

uncle honeypot

1 hr 26 min

hello uncle Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

dont remember 2

1 hr 2 min

I dont remember Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The World's Biggest Building

1 hr 6 min

hello David phonely See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

squawk

1 hr 4 min

lmao See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 Derp Girls 5: Oochie Mamma

51 min

Hey guys, Jake here. Due to scheduling errors and both me and Thomas' laptop shitting out, we haven't been able to put out eps as usual. But we got his replaced and I got a new one coming in the mail. So we should be back to regularly scheduled programming this week or next. Sorry for the delay. Love you guys. Boston, we have a surprise for you in the fall. Stay tuned. Love and kisses and sucks -Jake See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ahhhhhH!!!!

1 hr 21 min

tickets show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT and Jake 11: Back To School, FT. Ronaldo Mercado (AUDIO ONLY)

1 hr 1 min

JT and Ronaldo are back. Watch the full video episode for FREE subscribe to the show for more content See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

sorry its a bad one

1 hr 7 min

sorry been sick maybe some of its good. working on getting better. more video stuff coming soon. sub to the show Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

goodbye im divorcing you

1 hr 24 min

goodbye    sub to show  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

little dribblers

1 hr 13 min

ok everybody on 3: goooooooooo Thomas    Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, if prescribed. Get hims get tix to lemon party shows Jake is opening  sub to the show please  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

paid alligators

1 hr 15 min

George Soros paying me im a paid alligator. at the protest im green and ornery. god made me that way. I aint never been worth a f**k. I live in the swamp.  Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed. Get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

vintage form

1 hr 3 min

drunk construction stories. just like the show used to be  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

blues clue detective

1 hr 6 min

wed skittle gween skittle. its all the same Mawty  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

mitch

1 hr 11 min

hello senator  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thomas Radio

38 min

Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next week See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jenny used to wear a hijab

1 hr 7 min

livin on some food    Patreon  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Great Urg

1 hr 11 min

Patreon     Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed.  hims.com/pt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

stacked n rackjed

1 hr 6 min

patreon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

white servant

1 hr 7 min

hello master  tickets  patreon  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Burger Boys 1 (Ft. Ben Avery and Conner McNutt)

1 hr 3 min

Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon.    Listen to Hate Watch Podcast  Listen to Lemon Party Podcast  Get tickets to Philly (10 left or so)  get hims  hims.com/PT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New Year Shenanigans (2DG)

1 hr 6 min

Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&M store. Come see us live at Next in Line Philadelphia on Jan 24th. Come see Thomas at Keegan's Ale House in Kingston, NY on Jan 8th. Thank you for supporting the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Thomas Promise (Audio Only)

1 hr 2 min

And thats the Thomas Promise, baby.  watch the video ep here  sub to the show please  get tickets for Philly  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Twinkie LeFondler

1 hr 19 min

His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that f***s you. and I remember every bad f****n thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." patreon.com/pendejotime PHILLY  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome, Mr. Gilbert (Ft. Adam Gilbert) AUDIO ONLY

1 hr 9 min

This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities.  1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy 1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge 1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault  1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh 1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND 2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, BurlingtonWATCH NOW  PHILLY COME GET YOUR TICKETS TO SEE ME AND THOMAS LIVE THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK, GET TICKETS TO SEE HIM  Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed.  Get Hims  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Facebook Love Affair

1 hr 2 min

let yo bih go through yo memories    THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. I REPEAT, THOMAS WHITE IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. YOU NEED TO GET THOSE TICKETS  PHILLY, YOUR TIME HAS COME. ME AND THOMAS WILL BE AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT 9:30. TIX ARE RUNNING LOW. DM ME ON INSTAGRAM @JAKERHODESCOMEDY IF YOU WANT TO COME BUT MONEY IS TIGHT. I RESERVED SOME COMP TICKETS I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS COST A BUNCH OF MONEY  WATCH OUR NEWEST VIDEO EPISODE WITH THE VERY FUNNY ADAM GILBERT  Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed. GET HIMS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Derp Girls (Ft. Eden)

1 hr 22 min

Tommy's Cadillac  COme to New York please  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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