Narrative Declaration
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This is WarHams! Narrative Declaration's Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG show, where a team of TTRPG veterans, actors, and writers roll dice in the grim darkness of the far future and laugh their way through it. We play Wrath & Glory, Black Crusade, and other dedicated 40K systems as the adventures continue. Here you'll find the complete 30-episode original WarHams campaign that started it all, our full 16-episode Wrath & Glory campaign, and A Chaos Odyssey, our ongoing Black Crusade campaign — plus every campaign that comes after. Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration Early, ad-free + exclusive shows: https://patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration Merch, socials, and all our shows: https://narrativedeclaration.com
2 hr 52 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.comSystem: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 13 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Something has boarded their ship, Byzanti tries desperately to convert the battle to a winnable state, and the promise of food might tip those scales. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 46 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A strange force pulls the crew into real space, cutting their warp drive—and a flotilla of defenseless ships approaches. Are they refugees, a trap, or something far worse? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Click here to view the episode transcript. Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 52 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.comSystem: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 13 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Something has boarded their ship, Byzanti tries desperately to convert the battle to a winnable state, and the promise of food might tip those scales. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 46 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A strange force pulls the crew into real space, cutting their warp drive—and a flotilla of defenseless ships approaches. Are they refugees, a trap, or something far worse? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Click here to view the episode transcript. Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 46 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A Word Bearer's ritual tears a wound in the Warp, dragging the crew into a nightmare of sacrifice and psychic fire. Will they survive the chaos—or become part of it? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host Click here to view the episode transcript. Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 18 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A damaged Thunderhawk forces a crash landing near a burning pit. Below, the crew uncovers a cursed prison—and a warrior who claims to be in hell. What truth will they burn to escape? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests Thurston Hillman - Host HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 25 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A fragile alliance teeters as Evgeny's ritual awakens Nurgle's wrath. Can they repair their stolen ship before the Conflagration claims them all? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest ZoranTheWizard - Host Click here to view the episode transcript. Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 22 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew faces a brutal choice as war looms—ally with fanatics or burn their own to survive. Can they strike a deal, or will their souls pay the price? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests Thurston Hillman - Host ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 20 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Bethiel battles fire, fatigue, and fate aboard a Thunderhawk—but will his fall mean more than just lost infamy? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host Odoroshirider - Guest SpeakerD - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 55 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew tracks their nemesis to a planet's surface, but a Thunderhawk bristling with Astartes blocks their path. Will they infiltrate the war machine or ignite a firefight they can’t win? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests Thurston Hillman - Host ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 19 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew ventures into a castle of mirrors, where eerie visions and a cryptic patron challenge their quest. Will they uncover the truth, or will the reflections trap them in endless chaos? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests Thurston Hillman - Host ZoranTheWizard - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 6 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew arrives at Dahab, a storm-wracked planet of endless fire. Will they unravel the curse binding their ship—or become kindlingt? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 30 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ An energy blast incinerates a crew member’s leg, unleashing a conflagration that leaves only ash. A whispered heresy lingers: all is dust. Will they pay Chaos’ price for power? Also there are Orks. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 13 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew infiltrates the Alpha Legion’s lawless starfort, Epsilon Retreat, under a fragile non-violence pact. Will they secure vital resources—or succumb to the chaos teeming beneath its polished surface? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
3 hr 29 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Something has appeared in the crew's void ship. Will they hunt it down, or will it hunt them? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest SpeakerD - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 2 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The Emperor-class battleship Carcass goes where it wants, crewed by cultists and commanded by a captain who fused with the navigator into a void of blinking eyes. Every eighth warp translation, something gets aboard — and the count just hit eight. Bethael sprouts a scorpion tail mid-blessing. The guardsman gets stuffed in a locker for his own safety. And four Chaos Marines begin the real war: converting one terrified mortal to their respective gods. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest SpeakerD - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
3 hr 33 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Centuries later, four traitor Astartes are crammed into a gunship none of them can fly, chasing a target to a frozen backwater world called Van Celis. The servitors handle the landing — until an autocannon punches through the cockpit and kills the pilot. They crash. Three platoons of guardsmen are dispatched to stop them. They melt, they scream, they die. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest SpeakerD - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 41 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A lone warrior faces four descending angels in a desolate bunker. Will he hold the line, or will chaos tear him apart? Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Black Crusade Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odoroshirider - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Earndil - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 17 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Deeper into the manufactorum, the crew finds a conveyor belt that builds servitors, hexagonal worker pods full of blood, and an eight-pointed star painted on the floor. Kelrana reaches for her soul stone and realizes it is gone. Roos stands in a chaos circle because he was told to. The elevator dings. Above a pulsing reactor core, a metal coffin hangs from chains -- and a red-robed tech-priest is doing something terrible to it. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestBricky - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 25 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Captain Alden daydreams about crab cakes while the mission briefing plays. The crew descends to the reactor level, where a coffin suspended above a warp-tainted power core holds whatever the Fabricator General was too afraid to name. Chaos symbols cover every surface. Kelrana needs her soul stone or she is damned forever. Simsel has no idea what forge world he is on. Roos makes tea with a delicate touch. Whatever is in that coffin, they are about to find out. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestBricky - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 20 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea shanties first. Somewhere below, a rogue Magos is committing tech-heresy on an industrial scale, and the servitors have stopped taking orders. Roos dunks the flesh-ball into a basket. Nothing but net. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestBricky - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 26 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestBricky - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
3 hr 10 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 21 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 35 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors and demands the crew retrieve a stolen stasis coffin -- contents unknown, questions forbidden. Aloysius has an orc head wired into the ship's comms. The crew descends into the underhive to find answers, and instead finds a chop-shop, a gang with red bionic arms, and an economy built entirely on backstabbing. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 17 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crime that nobody asked for. Aloysius tries to build a car engine inside a Grot. The thigh bone is reportedly in the solarium. Getting there requires surviving Roos's creative problem-solving. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 33 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a pole wearing a paper hat. The War Boss is dead. The orcs are scattered. Somewhere in this building is a sacred thigh bone, and nobody has checked the obvious room yet. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 43 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 32 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 36 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 9 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 20 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 34 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and the local adept is hiding something behind locked data-vaults. The paper trail leads nowhere -- because someone already burned it. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 38 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Ostia to beg for grain -- and walk straight into a turf war between the church, the cog-boys, and something nobody's talking about. The food run just became an investigation. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 58 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
3 hr 22 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle f***s and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 49 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 50 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 21 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
3 hr 10 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 51 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 50 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 55 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 48 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
3 hr 0 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded." Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 50 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Possessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much." Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 54 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 56 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Death cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 53 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate — Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 56 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound — meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
2 hr 56 min
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns — until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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