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WOE.BEGONE

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Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The 6th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts TODAY (11/14) at 1pm EST/ 12pm CST!

1 min

WATCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod SCHEDULE: https://woebegonepod.com/stream-schedule-2026/ Hey guys. If you’re listening to this when it comes out, November the 14th 2026, the WOE.BEGONE 6th Anniversary 24 Hour Stream is today! The stream starts at 1pm Eastern, Noon Central (that’s 6pm GMT) over on my twitch stream at twitch.tv/woebegonepod. All of your favorite anniversary stream segments are back. Speedwriting a mini-episode of WOE.BEGONE with special guests, a relisten of all of season 5 of the show, an acoustic set, and play Facade and Jackbox. There’s also some new stuff like a playthrough of HR: Human Remains, a big ol’ game of Blood On The Clocktower, a DJ set by DJ LOP. And of course WOE.BEGONE Forever. But let’s focus on the next 24 hours first. Again, that’s twitch.tv/woebegonepod. Hope to see you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

269: Magnolia, On Behalf Of The Field Of Flowers

35 min

The Field of Flowers is willing to take on some amount of risk in order to do what is right. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, death, and gore (wet and visceral). Listener discretion is advised.] This episode was written by Pine Gonzalez! Written by Pine Gonzalez Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Shaun Pellington as Sax Just Jenah as Skinner Jamie Petronis as Python Lyssa Jay, Taylor Michaels, and Ben Rowe as The Ensemble NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

268: Felix, On Behalf Of Felix

41 min

I’m going to tell you the truth. This episode was written by Ben Rowe! CREDITS Written by Ben Rowe Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Lyssa Jay and Athan as The Ensemble NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The 6th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts TODAY (11/14) at 1pm EST/ 12pm CST!

1 min

WATCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod SCHEDULE: https://woebegonepod.com/stream-schedule-2026/ Hey guys. If you’re listening to this when it comes out, November the 14th 2026, the WOE.BEGONE 6th Anniversary 24 Hour Stream is today! The stream starts at 1pm Eastern, Noon Central (that’s 6pm GMT) over on my twitch stream at twitch.tv/woebegonepod. All of your favorite anniversary stream segments are back. Speedwriting a mini-episode of WOE.BEGONE with special guests, a relisten of all of season 5 of the show, an acoustic set, and play Facade and Jackbox. There’s also some new stuff like a playthrough of HR: Human Remains, a big ol’ game of Blood On The Clocktower, a DJ set by DJ LOP. And of course WOE.BEGONE Forever. But let’s focus on the next 24 hours first. Again, that’s twitch.tv/woebegonepod. Hope to see you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

269: Magnolia, On Behalf Of The Field Of Flowers

35 min

The Field of Flowers is willing to take on some amount of risk in order to do what is right. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, death, and gore (wet and visceral). Listener discretion is advised.] This episode was written by Pine Gonzalez! Written by Pine Gonzalez Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Shaun Pellington as Sax Just Jenah as Skinner Jamie Petronis as Python Lyssa Jay, Taylor Michaels, and Ben Rowe as The Ensemble NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

268: Felix, On Behalf Of Felix

41 min

I’m going to tell you the truth. This episode was written by Ben Rowe! CREDITS Written by Ben Rowe Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Lyssa Jay and Athan as The Ensemble NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE HALLOPWEEN CAMPFIRE SPECIAL

29 min

Happy Hallopween. [Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, and unreality. Listener discretion is advised.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 267: Skinner, On Behalf Of The Oldbrush Valley Crust Punk House

36 min

We're gonna catch a big one. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, drinking alcohol, and restraint/imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS Written by Just Jenah Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Shaun Pellington as Sax NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

266: Ty Betteridge, On Behalf Of The Compound

34 min

This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS Written by David Ault Derek Moreland as Rugby Man David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Shaun Pellington as Sax Taylor Michaels, Pine Gonzalez, and Tatiana Gefter as Audience NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

265: Lop, On Behalf Of Hutch Union Local 151

30 min

Stronger Together, Not Converged. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Derek Moreland as Rugby Man David Ault as Ty Betteridge JJ, Pine Gonzalez, Tatiana Gefter, and Ben Rowe as Audience NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ballad Of Season 22

8 min

Stinky’s got a purpose for lop To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but Little do they know it’s all just a test To see which rabbits fit the compound the best But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops So Tex volunteers and he does all the work He says that he killed them, but really he won’t He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honor And Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problem It mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawg There really isn’t telling when this thing will go next off lop can be unpredictable too He starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the mood Tex ties him up, they can work this all out He just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouth It’s not fair What they did to those rabbits back there It’ll make more sense the second time around Al and Lop are on Christmas Island Felix sent them there in an act of defiance Yellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a Leg They get their apartments, they’re separated Band practice gets interrupted 38 disappears, begin the destruction Snowy’s gone too, it must be connected Al’s number one on the suspect list and Mikey’s at the Compound getting patched up Because nobody loves you when you’re a blob The treatment has him feeling finally alright But he needs to stay for supervision overnight Breaking the rules, Mikey wanders the halls He hears an overnighter and he answers the call He transports a calculator right through the door And right through the head of that overnighter CalcFace will be fine I think it’s only his eye But it will all get corrected soon It’ll make more sense the second time around Good cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawg Talk in the warehouse with Stinky and lop Stinky’s not budging, lop isn’t either Tex had to correct a mess for them just to be there lop grabs the keys and makes a break for the door But they have no idea what is in store when They’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shocked Turned into a cowboy by the convergence box They reach an agreem...

[INTERMISSION XLIV] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Not Suitable

31 min

[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol] Skinner was played by JustJenah Dialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenah Written and Sound Designed by JustJenah the song, It's Gonna be Awesome by Vos LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

264: Participant Observation (Pt. 2)

1 hr 52 min

S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right? [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Ben Rowe as FELIX David Ault as Ty Betteridge Josh Kent as John Jamie Petronis as Matt Devin Steffens as Roger Cole Weavers as Cole Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Steve Anzalone as Eagle Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Kevin Berrey as Ryan LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

263: Axe (Pt. 2)

36 min

S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Ben Rowe as FELIX David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

262: The Way He Took Control (Pt. 2)

28 min

S19E07: It was good to be king. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

261: You turn into me. Remember that. (Pt. 2)

28 min

S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn… [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & Britches LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

260: You Have Reached The Voicemail Of Cabin 44C (Pt. 2)

41 min

S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Athan as Troy LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

259: The Bear (Pt. 2)

28 min

S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley. [WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.] LopCentral.com LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[INTERMISSION XLIII] What A Splendid Day In The Compound

30 min

CREDITS: Written by Lou Sutcliffe Sound Design by Gem Music by Naem With help from the Meat Worm Special Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and Fortune Starring: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

258: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley (Pt. 2)

43 min

S09E05: Using his astral projection ability, Stinky discovers that the Commune Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees Chance on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight Chance, with the Commune Mikes helping them. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardener Cody Heath as Britches LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FEED DROP: Dracula: 2004 Episode 1: A New Millennium

24 min

 A found-footage extravaganza, Dracula: 2004 dares to ask what happens when you combine vampires and dial-up internet. Join Jonathan as he survives the work trip from hell; gossip with Mina and Lucy over Lucy’s three suitors; and meet the eccentric Van Helsing and her vampire-hunting armoury. This is a new millennium, a new age of technology, and a version of Dracula that you have never experienced before. Website: https://dracula2004.wordpress.com/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/starstrider-productions?source=share Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/starstriderpods.bsky.social Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61573182728988 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

257: Good Cop/Bad Cop (Pt. 2)

33 min

S14E01: It's Rabbit Huntin' season round these parts and Tex is comin' for you. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of false imprisonment, violence, mutilation, medical distress, and intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.]  LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

256: Am I Going To Die? (Pt. 2)

29 min

S08E05: What did you redo to me? [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress, extreme pain, and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

255: Christmas Island, AU (Pt. 2)

33 min

S16E05: Research and Rediscovery [WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.] KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

254: TXTXDawg (Pt. 2)

40 min

S17E04: Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo. [Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, disfigurement, and alcohol consumption. Listener discretion is advised.] KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

253: Propagation & Consolidation (Pt. 2)

54 min

S05E02: Stinky leads Lop on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America. BECK'S END KICKSTARTER: http://becksend.com Listen To The Samantha Chronicles In Order CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Fay Roberts as Samantha David Ault as Ty Betteridge KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ballad Of Season 21

10 min

Lionhead, formerly Stinky Visits some friends post-temporal bleed He wants to know what they are thinking Now that they remember everything Stinky runs the Hutch With his gang of lops Helpful and servile and willing to die Mike gets a taste when he’s transported  Attacked in the night by some mystery guy Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed  Stinky was planning to visit the Base While Project Hail Mary plays in the background Mike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken away There’s a metal cube Oh, what does it do? Mike think he has a decent idea It’s important work Or so I’ve heard A cauliflower scenario coming soon And no one remembers Ducky but me No one remembers Ducky but me I thought the point of this thing Was everyone remembers every single thing But no one remembers Ducky   Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straight He and the Numbers smash up the vats He catches Michael in Mike's fireplace What reason could he have for something like that? He and TXdawg leap Out and seize the beast They perform a citizen’s arrest They transport to Base So that he can face Marissa’s attempts to make him confess New Mike and MDawg are up on the roof MDawg wants to stay forever in now A crow brings them an interesting coin Now we know where Matt’s been sneaking around It’s from Bradford’s group Now they have the proof Matt has joined the society At the lost and found Matt is led around By lop, with orders to locate Stinky The Complex is nice, the bunnies are cute But Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to do They check out the Base and scour for clues A hat from Rugby, an arm that came loose Now the path is clear To Rugby from here Britches arranges for transportation They shoot Silver Fox Mikey’s in the trunk A coin in a Leg makes them all disappear lop’s got 100 things on his place A percent of him is in yellowknife He lands in an avalanche and almost freezes XL’s responsible for saving his life 38’s not kind He wants lop to die Like all the lops that came there before lop betr...

[INTERMISSION XLII] Lilac

10 min

Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy. CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Vocal Songs From Season 22 Are Available On Bandcamp!

4 min

LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lop All the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

252: Rex

2 hr 0 min

"They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

251: Castor

30 min

“Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

250: Imperial

40 min

“The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe and Felix LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

249: Nuralagus

39 min

"It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - Wikipedia LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

248: Silver Fox

36 min

“Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source [Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

247: Snowshoe Hares

36 min

“[Snowshoe hares] are shy and secretive and spend most of the day in shallow depressions, called forms, scraped out under clumps of ferns, brush thickets, and downed piles of timber. They may occasionally use the large burrows of mountain beavers as forms. … Snowshoe hares are generally solitary but may gather in small groups when feeding.” -Source [Warning: this episode contains depictions of game animals being used as food, natural disasters, violence, death, and wet and visceral sounds. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 2026 Patreon Sampler

1 hr 41 min

Go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone for more. TIMESTAMPS: Marissa’s Interrogation: 2:14 Here In The Basement (Singalong): 7:51 Ren Faire Postcard Stories: The Crust Punks: 12:40 COMMEN.TARY Episode 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snowstorm: 55:58 Movies With Michael Episode 3: My Name Is Nobody: 81:47 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[INTERMISSION XLI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Britannia Petite

32 min

CREDITS: Written and Created by JustJenah Shaun Pellington as Sax Cody Heath as Britches JustJenah as Skinner Dylan Griggs as Tex David Ault as Try Better and Outlaw Ty Athan as Troy, CowTroy, and Try Better Naem D. Chouinard on the Ukulele as well as lead and backing vocals LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

246: Tax-Xiber

35 min

"The commercial breeds started gaining in popularity, gradually at first, but dramatically later on as the trend gained momentum, till they edged the Tax-Xiber to the sidelines. The local breed has now lost so much of its importance that it is on the verge of extinction." -CIHEAM [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, coercion, and a loud swallowing sound. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

245: Lop

37 min

Tonight’s Top Story: Sloshing. You may have seen the viral Tiktok trend popping up on your For You Page. But is this a harmless fad or Grand Theft Jukebox? The answer at 11. CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy David Ault as Ty Betteridge Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

244: Harlequin

29 min

"Harlequin rabbits are friendly, playful, and social animals that thrive when they get lots of interaction with their family members. Like other pet bunnies, Harlequins need several hours of supervised time outside of their cage to get exercise and release excess energy. Rabbits that do not get enough social interaction may develop undesirable behaviors like biting, scratching, or kicking when handled." PetMD LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

243: Desert Hare

29 min

“With the exception of mating season, desert hares are generally solitary mammals. They communicate with other hares when danger is approaching by drumming their feet, but do not depend on a group for safety.” Animal Diversity Web [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and drowning, as well as a loud sound around 10 minutes in. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

242: Wooly

34 min

“Jersey Wooly rabbits are most active around daybreak and sunset. They do better indoors but should have enough space to run around in the house. Allowing your rabbit to run outdoors will help it get fresh air and sunlight, which makes for a healthy life. However, make sure it is in a secure area away from other animals or possible predators.” LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

241: Lionhead

46 min

"Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up." [WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Fay Roberts as Samantha Jessica Rowe as Sammie David Ault as Ty Betteridge KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ballad Of Season 20

8 min

The storm was brewing Matt got into jazz The world lost all the sense it ever had An iteration Gave them advice They found themselves on the road at night And it’s not that hard To find an orb When it’s floating feet above the water And it’s not that smart To drive you car Right up to the bank of the river Keep off of the grass Mikey and Michael Beefed it with norm Stinky and Bradford have questions for them Michael is missing He up and disappeared Mike’s Operose will take it from here And it’s not that hard To twist an arm When it’s attached to you into the future So Michael works For Mike, that jerk He and the Elements will start to lay the groundwork So keep off of the grass Boris pulls up He saves the Matt Pack He drives them through the storm all the way back But someone broke in A corpse was left behind The clues that are on him swirl in their minds And it’s not that hard To find where to start When you see yourself in a picture as a stranger So they book a flight Get there over night To see what it is about is Oldbrush Valley Better keep off of the grass Now at the Ice Lair Michael’s upset The Elements are the worst help he could get And there’s a mission Mike wants him to log In the Fire Future with MDawg And it’s not that hard To lose your spark When you get abandoned inside a strange future Michael tries to hide But Fox finds him inside Bluster’s stable and they go to fight the fire Better keep off of the grass In Oldbrush Valley Matt greets Python He shows them a corpse like the one back home Before they are ready He transports them off It’s all according to a plan that they know nothing of And it’s not that hard In Bluster’s Grove When the Matt Pack suddenly lands into your lap Lieutenant wins At chess again (metaphorically) And MW goes to see Tex So you better keep off of the grass Tex is working Scouting on his own He killed Gallium when Gallium got close He located Michael and Stuffed him in a vat He’s gonna use him to figure out what Mike has And it’...

FEED DROP: Dominus Episode 1: Tu Es Petrus

53 min

Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world. Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism. Support the Kickstarter! : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1066618164/dominus-a-catholic-horror-audio-drama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[INTERMISSION XL] Agglomerate (More Than I Am)

10 min

Season 21 begins next week. Thanks for playing. KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

240: Day ±∞

1 hr 47 min

Prime Mike, pipin' hot. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, including gun violence, as well as violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Aleksandr Batenko as Boris Steve Anzalone as Eagle JJ as Skinner Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Kirstin Ria as Fox Holloway Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

239: The Matt Pack in: Crushed Felt In The Field Of Flowers

53 min

It is best to be early for war. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, as well as death. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Aleksandr Batenko as Boris Steve Anzalone as Eagle KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

238: Day 28

31 min

It don't change the price of hamhocks in Spain. KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

237: The Matt Pack in: The Unburning Flower

30 min

The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, and burning flesh. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt and "Future Matt" KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

236: Day -1287

31 min

Gunshy. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.] KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

235: The Matt Pack in: Riders On The Iteration Storm

33 min

There you go. I made the first move. So start talking, cowboy. CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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