Degrassi's Annie Clark and TikTok's Sam Doll give advice to desperate folks who don't know where else to turn .
1 hr 17 min
Sam's back from Vegas and Annie's back from a local steakhouse with tales to tell! We answer two great questions and then Annie fumbles through an explanation on the six flags tragedy? Oy vey. FYI! Sam's maternity pants are now on sale! https://www.riotbbby.com/
1 hr 27 min
We're back and dare I say....better than ever? This episode we actually did our jobs and answered the questions we beg you to write in every week. We chat about fantasies, causing chaos on nights out?, and obviously PREGNANCY (TW: miscarriage). PLUS Annie brings in a little somethin' to talk about at the end, and bob's your uncle!!!
54 min
Ever heard of "phoning it in"? We haven't. We do everything 100%, and this episode is proof - is something I would say if I were a MENTALIST trying to plant an idea in your head... Which I am! HAZZAH!
1 hr 17 min
Sam's back from Vegas and Annie's back from a local steakhouse with tales to tell! We answer two great questions and then Annie fumbles through an explanation on the six flags tragedy? Oy vey. FYI! Sam's maternity pants are now on sale! https://www.riotbbby.com/
1 hr 27 min
We're back and dare I say....better than ever? This episode we actually did our jobs and answered the questions we beg you to write in every week. We chat about fantasies, causing chaos on nights out?, and obviously PREGNANCY (TW: miscarriage). PLUS Annie brings in a little somethin' to talk about at the end, and bob's your uncle!!!
54 min
Ever heard of "phoning it in"? We haven't. We do everything 100%, and this episode is proof - is something I would say if I were a MENTALIST trying to plant an idea in your head... Which I am! HAZZAH!
1 hr 33 min
We're back from one of our surprise vacations you love so much. Sorry y'all, but you gotta admit we've been doing pretty well here!! Anyway, last week it was Canadian thanksgiving and Sam went to Prince Edward County. But enough about last week....THIS week we really tackle the tough topics: Shane Gillis on SNL (oh no), baby registry items, and questions from several people who really might need to dump their boyfriends. On an earnest note, we're so lucky to have such cool and interesting listeners that want to write in to our fledgling podcast. Like I actually can't believe sometimes that so many of you actually write in. We are HONOURED. Truly love y'all.
1 hr 29 min
Bow down peasants, the Queen is here and her name is Annie "I haven't peed on the ground in 17 years" Clark. Next she's going to tell me she's never peed in a pool. OK JULIE ANDREWS WE GET IT, YOU'RE PERFECT, and you're NOT dead yet. And neither is Dick Van Dyke, who is 100.
1 hr 34 min
Haha just felt like being silly in the episode title. I don't totally think that, because my adult husband who pays the bills drinks iced coffee. Maybe he's a friend of Dorthy? Hope not. Imagine I'm not pregnant yet because he's shooting absolute blanks. What the hell is this description, the episode is not about this.
1 hr 28 min
Uh oh Annie's writing this description so if you were here for one of Sam's infamous blurbs, I am so sorry to disappoint. This episode is pretty much the opposite of last episode. It's remote, mundane, and chaste as hell! But we hope you're down for the duality that is this pod sometimes. Much like the main theme of this ep, you gotta have some lows to appreciate the highs. We chat about daycare, drills, your 20s, fertility issues, GOD, and...the human soul. Interesting. Well then. Click play already!!!
1 hr 22 min
This is a really SEX heavy episode, so if you hate sex, or hate us, DO NOT LISTEN. You've been warned. We talk about flavoured lotions, flavoured condoms and of course, Jessica Simpsons flavoured body glitter. Prepare to get horny!!!!!
1 hr 39 min
GOOD TIDINGS, D0LLS! After 3 years, we finally decided it was time to start season 2 of this damn podcast we have. And what better place to start than SOUTHAMPTON ONTARIO, where our pals at The Beach Motel put us up for a deluxe weekend - PERFECT for us to get our MOJO back. Sadly, we did have separate beds, but Annie let me watch her shower so it wasn't a total waste of time. Today, we talk about having sex with old people, and which characters on Sesame Street are gay. Enjoy!
1 hr 5 min
I'm just that kinda gal. I don't block my stalkers. Quite the opposite, I make love to them! The most lovers I ever had was when I was Fiona Coyne on Degrassi.
1 hr 17 min
Had no idea what to call this one. Is this what they call "burnout"?
1 hr 20 min
The title has nothing to do with what this episode is about - it was truly a stream of consciousness. I realized hey, this might be episode 90. But it's actually probably episode 100 because if you go through the episodes we have a lot of doubles. I don't check! Sometimes I'll throw up 2 episode 87's. WHO'S COUNTING!!! No seriously, who's counting? Can someone tell us how many episodes we have?
1 hr 30 min
HERE WE ARE!!! Sorry for playing this PROLONGED game of hide and seek, but you see - last week we were riddled with tech issues. The week before that? Just didn't feel like it. Sorry :P Should we f**k around and do a live show? w/e
1 hr 9 min
ANNOUNCING OUR GIVEAWAY WINNER FRIDAY, MAY 15! GO FOLLOW STELLAR EATS AND DOLLSPACE AND TAG A FRIEND! THIS IS A LEGIT BASKET OF GOODS! BLESSINGS BLESSINGS BLESSINGS! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
1 hr 32 min
Yeah I know, Annie hates the title of this episode. And I also know my voice is way louder than hers in this episode. Just listen on half volume. The vocals here were a shitshow, but that's because I haven't been able to see for weeks. What?
1 hr 12 min
I'm not lying... I don't remember anything about this. I recorded it last week and now it's Tuesday (I really just chose whatever day to upload this eh) and in between when we recorded this and when I'm putting it up, I actually got my first ever migraine. Recovering from that. No clue what we talked about last week. Hopefully nothing F****D UP???
1 hr 24 min
I'll say this with my chest - BEWARE OF THE SHOWERS AT EQUINOX, they will play tricks on you. They are wicked and sinister and that space is not for the weak! I'm sweating just typing about it.
1 hr 26 min
Who wants to fight us? Everyone? Come for me first, Annie is 2 lbs soaking wet because she lives at pilates now. I'm dense, I can take you all. I am EASTERN EUROPEAN. Shit one sec my kid just fell brb. Oh he's fine. Whatever I have nothing else to say anyway. Enjoy :) ha :)
1 hr 39 min
PEAKABOO! Sorry, that's the only word I say now because I hang out with a f*****g infant all day. I have one brain cell, and I used it on this episode (you're going to listen and be like THAT'S A BRAIN CELL?????????) Anyway, we explore the option of re-using our Patreon.... pls let us know what you think of this... and don't hate us heh :)
1 hr 33 min
Sorry for the haitus everyone! Let me explain why here in this episode description that no one reads. Firstly, baby Bennett caught a nasty cough that caused him to barf every time he coughed. THEN, I went to Bahamas where it was -40 degrees and I went on the biggest bender of my life at 34 years old. THEN I had a funeral - so needless to say, we've been STACKED with hardship!!! Especially my deluxe trip to Bahamas! Anyway, we are back, sorry about that - next time we will communicate better yada yada yada (but will we? we're abusive, and you like it).
1 hr 30 min
No idea what episode we are on- but let me just tell you something. We allude many times to you listening to this episode on Sunday (my birthday) - but that is not the case, as I am uploading it on TUESDAY - so NO NEED to DM me with your bday messages. SAVE IT. You can say it next year. Anyway, who's team are we on in the Beckham case???
1 hr 24 min
The title of this episode has nothing to do with the episode. We don't say what's up craplord even once, but I'm lying next to Joe in bed and I have stage fright trying to come up with a title. Like he's watching me type and backspace. Is there anything worse than this? I know there must be but I'm struggling to think of an example. If I announce a divorce it was NOT my choice.
1 hr 32 min
80? Is that right? That seems crazy. Whats really crazy is as I type this I realize it's actually like 81 or 82 because I've misnumbered a few of these eps. I'm a working Mom, some things are gonna fall through the cracks. In this episode some cheesehead asks if she should STOP hooking up with a SAILOR. The answer is basically always no. Sailing is a lost art, like beyblades or listening. It's important we support sailors with our pu$$ys. My sons sitting beside me while I type this thank god neither of us can read.
1 hr 13 min
Annie and I let our husbands watch our babies and they scream the entire episode in the background, and by "they" I mean "MY CHILD ONLY", but don't worry I'm so good at editing that you barely hear it and instead you can hear us tell someone to divorce their husband.
1 hr 12 min
HAPPY CHRISTMAS HARRY! Happy Christmas RON. I am typing this on my dads weird small keyboard so I can't do this for too long it's giving me a stroke trying to figure this out but happy christmas everyone ok got to go i hate this thing.
1 hr 28 min
In this episode, I touch on one of my favourite things in the world, gay porn. I only touch on it because Annie quickly skates over it so she can talk about her favourite thing in the world, regimented naps for her child. UGH I love her!!! Opposites truly do attract!
1 hr 23 min
This title has nothing to do with the episode, this is Annie typing this and I just want to let everyone know that my gag reflex is back - especially those closest to me (family) - I love when they listen to this podcast and read what I write here.
1 hr 38 min
Annie tells me about the deranged children's music class she pays to go to, while I stare at her and wonder if I've ever heard anything more pathetic in my life. TRUST ME, this makes for GOOD LISTENING. Then we answer a couple questions and almost get ourselves cancelled in the process. Hope you're still a fan after this one!
1 hr 18 min
I haul my dog and child back to Santa Caterina to record Dollspace, while Annie sits pretty in her big country style mansion. I'm a f*****g PAUPER compared to this chick. In this episode, Annie tells my fave story of when she was locked out of a townhouse in Notting Hill and shacked up with a stranger on the street. Wow. I pray to God my child doesn't do stupid shit like that. And we answer questions! NICE!
1 hr 45 min
Well, the title says it all - now you just have to guess which one of us wrote it. I'll give you a clue: she's hot. Based on that clue alone I'm sure you guessed Annie, and you're right. She's a capitalist! She's a consumer! She's for SKINCARE, she's for LOVE. Unrelated, but I (Sam) have such a bad cold right now like wtf I guess it's going around eh. Anyway. ENJOY!
1 hr 12 min
In what is possibly the worst episode quality and content wise we have ever released, Annie and I have had ENOUGH! We have had ENOUGH with the tech issues! This is the episode we vow to figure out a better way to record a high quality remote podcast! Unlike the answer to the question "WHO BUILT THESE PYRAMIDS???" we WILL be able to figure this out! We answer one question in this episode, and Annie cooks and eats a chicken ceaser wrap in the background of basically the whole episode. Oh wait I just remembered ceaser is one of those words that's not spelled like I would think. Caesar. INSANE.
1 hr 27 min
This episode is late, and sounds like shit. Still subscribed? We often wonder why we have the fans we have, but especially on days like today when our recording software FAILS us. Listen to this at 50% volume so you don't blow out your ear drums. ANYTHING about this appeal?? it IS funny though
1 hr 26 min
I went to the Lady Gaga MAYHEM concert last night and I am forever changed. I know this description is supposed to be about our podcast - but I can think of nothing else! Shouts out to the LGBT community for raging. I was unfortunately in a box with a bunch of straight people, so I was the only one standing up the whole time - I actually lost on feeling in my left leg. Concerning, or just a result of wearing 7 inch heels for the first time in 10 years? Anyway we're back here's our podcast thanks for being patient with us 3
1 hr 14 min
This isn't a rhetorical question - I wanna know if you would take your son to the strip club. This is the kind of crap I get up to when Degrassi's Annie Clark (SORRY- GINNY AND GEORGIA'S ANNIE CLARK) - is away. My husband and I... will play ;) (NOTHING SEXUAL, DW). Anyway, Joe's on this episode. Love him. He's helping me raise my son!
1 hr 21 min
The title says it all - we don't care about chlamydia. We don't care about a lot of things actually - for example Annie has lost the ability to care about showering and I no longer care if people can hear me pee. This description will make perfect sense if you listen to the episode! And if you don't, why the hell are you reading this you FREAKIN WEIRDO??? GET MEDICATED.
1 hr 21 min
Who deserves to go to heaven more than nurses? Now zoom out and ask yourself - nurses help everyone - but who helps nurses? Us. Annie and Sam. That's the answer. So if nurses go to heaven, we must go to an even crazier plane of Nirvana. (A never ending loop of when we lived together? I'm just throwing out ideas for GOD or whoever if they don't want to put in the legwork). Anyway, 69 - something I used to do when I was young, and also the number of episodes we've done. WTF are we gonna do to celly 70 next week? Probably forget entirely that it's 70 and just talk about nothing. Bye!
1 hr 24 min
MAMA Annie and MAMA Sam reminisce on how fun going out used to be before we met our f*****g husbands. Oops! One Sunday, we didn't even know it was our LAST Sunday morning debrief after a night out. We didn't even know. Because I foolishly went on hinge and met "the one" and introduced Annie to her husband a week later. IDIOTIC. Anyway, these are the kind of fun thoughts you have when you're postpartum - romanticizing a hungover morning in your cockroach infested apartment. I miss those roaches. Those roaches were my boyz.
1 hr 35 min
With zero warning or marketing whatsoever, we are back! And believe it or not - we barely talk about our children in this episode. We mostly give harsh advice to the ONE question we answered. The rest of the episode is talking about the Tommy Lee / Britney Furlan drama and me doing a really good Annie impression - so to recap: we answer one question on our advice podcast, and then talk about internet drama from 2 weeks ago, and then I do an impression of my friend. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LUV IT SLUTS!
50 min
Finally we hear from the elusive LUKE. Sorry this is a shorter one, we simply have no time anymore!!! I, for one, can't wait for Sam's return. It just ain't the same with out my fellow MAMA. And y'all know I'm not bringing the same kookiness to the descriptions. She is the backbone of this whole operation. Though I did learn to edit this week so that's a win. Oh no, don't tell Sam that. She might make me split the work with her...ha ha ha.
1 hr 21 min
Todays episode is hosted by Degrassi's Annie Clark and her sister, The Quiet Beatle herself, Ali - (A sophisticated treat for all, as these sisters know the Queens English!) - while Sam enjoys her mat leave. (And by ENJOYS, I mean she lives in a COT at the hospital with a gaping stomach wound, but anyway I'm not supposed to even be writing this, I'm just doing it because I had a free moment in my weird hospital dorm room, and Annie is putting Bennett to sleep. I'm NOT EVEN HERE). Today the girls answer questions about a sister being a bitch about her sisters wedding and also something about parenthood? Idk I haven't listened yet. Gonna listen now from my COT. LOVE Y'ALL!
1 hr 41 min
Ok who's reading the description? Who's the lucky fucko who's reading this who gets some TEA before even listening to the ep? Sam here, posting this at 5:39 AM because I have to go to LA SHPITAL (which is what my Italian sister-in-law calls the hospital) - to see wtf is going on with my puffy body. Will I get induced? Will I get sent home? It's anyone guess. All I know is my face is f*****g huge and my blood pressure is through the roof, but that's showbiz baby. Enjoy this (possibly or really possibly not) my last ep before giving birth. KEEP Y'ALL POSTED AND ENJOY! XO
57 min
IMAGINE we got political on main. We only do that occasionally on the Patreon where you have to pay to hear our half baked ideologies (SPOILER: if you're not a member, Annie is practicing Scientologist. She hooks Bennett up to random machines that monitor his soul and makes her whole family pray to XENU or whatever). In this episode we have a fun CAMEO from THE Katie - yes, that Katie, deranged Katie. A treat for the ears, a rot for the brain. CHEERIO!
1 hr 25 min
Why do people in relationships love to say "I didn't know we were keeping score" when you bring up an issue? This is something that has haunted Annie and I both for YEARS, it's actually all we talk about. We haven't talked about anything else since we became friends (17 years ago). Should we do something for our 20th friendship anniversary in 2028? Like go to MEDIEVAL TIMES, a subject that also gets a lot of air time in this episode? Don't ask how many times I tried typing "medieval" before I had to google it. Another stupid word. OK BYE!!!!!
1 hr 21 min
Well, I'm not surprised we are releasing an unhinged and not well thought out episode for our 60th (a milestone we had no idea we were hitting, and Annie still doesn't, just me who's typing this after counting what number to put at the end of the title). I guess..... congratulations to us. 60. Wow. What an accomplishment. I'd like to thank the academy of FREAKS who listen to this, and my grandmother, who always said "go to law school, you'll make money." It really pushed me to say "No, I'm going to marry up and do 60 episodes of an unpaid podcast instead". Idk who Annie has to thank for that mentality, but god bless us both for having it!
1 hr 23 min
Annie and I sit on her couch and take turns breastfeeding her child while we unpack who we would be married to in a parallel universe and also discuss how to discourage the younger generation from doing party drugs. A fascinating spectrum as usual!
1 hr 52 min
In this episode of Dollspace, we are at the mercy of a BABY. Baby Bennett that is! Bennett rightfully dictates when Annie is allowed to speak, and when she must SHUT THE F**K UP and FEED HIS ASS. I love this kid, he's a total tyrant. I feel like I could learn from him. We should all be vocal about our boundaries and needs. When we are allowed to speak, we discuss when it's ok to get back with an ex, and if we could get over finding out our BF is on some other girls OF from years ago (I could). Happy listening dolls! xxxxx
1 hr 32 min
Been waiting over a year to say: THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU (FOR REAL!!!) BY OVRY! A CANADIAN COMPANY THAT MAKES PREGNANCY, OVULATION, AND SEMEN TESTS - ALL IN CANADA! CODE IS dollspace15 if you want to try them out! This inspirational episode also features Annie bouncing a baby the ENTIRE time - but you'll be none the wiser, because my perfect nephew was a silent bear for this entire 1:30 episode (except for a few COO'S). Enjoy!
1 hr 29 min
HERE YE HERE YE - The queen has returned, with a bundle of joy on her breast! In this episode of Dollspace, we answer 3 pregnancy / postpartum related questions, so not our usual content, but hey, one of us just became a F*****G MOTHER so what did you expect! Back to our usual cornucopia of topics next week! Happy to have my queen back on the pod 3
1 hr 7 min
Sam is back with her twin brother / husband Joe! Fans of getting 2 birds stoned at once, this episode also doubles as a counselling session for themselves. Some topics: how to watch TENET without fighting (we don't know), how much sex you should be having in your relationship (we also don't know), how to tell your significant other they smell like shit (listen to find out). I love having an advice podcast!!!
1 hr 27 min
Hope you're hungry, because MS. STELLAR EATS COOKING HERSELF, THE EMMA KULA is on the pod today. Emma is a crucial member of the pigs, because she keeps us fed, (and she keeps us humble as she is currently the hottest pig. Like, we take turns but this is definitely her time to shine). Weirdly enough, I don't think we have EVER given so much advice on this podcast. Emma rly set the tone here and we took the advice thing RLY SERIOUSLY. BONE APPLE TEET!
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