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Downsizing Episode 150: Premature Dopamine

Dec 26, 2023 39 min

I'm full to the brim with Christmas dinner and I couldn't think of a better time to have a little treat Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 149: Triple Feature

Dec 19, 2023 34 min

I'm like Ebert and Ropert if they were both one guy in their underwear sitting in their kitchen. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 148: Deck The Halls

Dec 12, 2023 37 min

I wore the same sweater to two events but promise not to tell anyone Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 147: Mucus Mayhem

Dec 5, 2023 21 min

Who would have thought Sam Elliott was such a bad bitch.... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 146: Grindset Pilled

Nov 28, 2023 22 min

Turns out it was incline bench for ole Timmy Boy again today. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 145: Charity Case

Nov 21, 2023 24 min

Gotta be careful not to throw up my charity all over the place. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 144: Vehicular Incidents

Nov 14, 2023 32 min

Dodge projectile no-jutsu Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 143: Small Town Mentality

Nov 7, 2023 30 min

Seriously I think most of the people I email wouldn't pass a Turing test. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 142: Village Hidden In Gas

Oct 31, 2023 43 min

I suffered from wind immediately after ending the recording. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 141: Party Like It's 1991

Oct 24, 2023 43 min

The simple pleasures of not Googling every question that enters into my head cannot be overhyped. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 140: Bud-dumber

Oct 17, 2023 31 min

295 and ready to thrive baby Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 139: That Dog In Me Is Sick

Oct 10, 2023 27 min

I'm basically the Musinex mob guy Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 138: More Wedding Shenanigans

Oct 3, 2023 40 min

I also puked my guts out the next day, but that stays between you and me. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 137: Runner's Blues

Sep 26, 2023 32 min

Maybe I'll go full goblin mode and become a barefoot runner. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 136: The Jogging Arc

Sep 19, 2023 32 min

From Choji Summer to Rock Lee Winter baby Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 135: Lourd de France

Sep 12, 2023 28 min

It's a good thing I'm nimble Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 134: Cornhole King

Sep 5, 2023 38 min

My uncle asked how big my audience is and I let him know it's a bit of a cult... A cult following Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 133: Getting This Bread

Aug 30, 2023 26 min

Does trimming my hair count as a weight cut? Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 132: Getting Down To Fighting Weight

Aug 22, 2023 28 min

If you see me wearing trash bags when I'm out for a run mind your business. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 131: Putting In The Hours

Aug 15, 2023 31 min

So wait when rappers talk about "ops" are they talking about Big Bobby Oppenheimer? Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 130: Walk Like An Egyptian

Aug 8, 2023 32 min

About to go complete the Barbenheimer cycle... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 129: Recipe For Disaster

Aug 1, 2023 31 min

Doing the episode in a fainting couch makes me feel like an aristocrat hallucinating he's talking to his therapist as part of a morphine bender. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 128: Sicko Mode

Jul 25, 2023 12 min

Baby boy's immune system is shot. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 127: Deep Fried Blues

Jul 18, 2023 30 min

Ease off Johnny Law, nothing to see here. Outro Song: Nothing! Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 126: Roger Fat-erer

Jul 11, 2023 20 min

Itachi's still cool though Outro Song: Fun Festival - Stardew Valley OST Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 125: Shriek Like a Child No-Jutsu

Jul 4, 2023 29 min

Fr tho bugs are icky Outro Song: The Jeffersons Theme Song Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 124: Weeb Colonel Kurtz

Jun 27, 2023 29 min

Literally might be dehydrated from the goddamn heat. Outro Song: Harmonia - Rythem Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 123: Chunin Exam Blues

Jun 20, 2023 27 min

I'm going to become the Hokage, or at least Assistant District Hokage. Outro Song: Wind - Akeboshi Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 122: Beans and Tows

Jun 13, 2023 31 min

Once my legs heal I'm going to be dunking on guys twice my height. Outro Song: Tow Truck Driver - Marty Ray Project Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 121: One Down

Jun 6, 2023 30 min

Congratulations Mackenzie and Kyle! Outro Song: Lovely Day - Bill Withers Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 120: Got Pilk?

May 30, 2023 25 min

Gonna gain 30 pounds from pilk and cookies. Outro Song: The Wicker Man - Iron Maiden Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 119: Beach Comber

May 23, 2023 35 min

You only look like an idiot if you get a sunburn on your face. Outro Song: Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 118: Florida State of Mind

May 16, 2023 42 min

Also I haven't been sunburned yet, which has to count for something Outro Song: Florida - Modest Mouse Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 117: Cheeky Little Update

May 10, 2023 12 min

Straight up I am pooped and bushwhacked. Outro Song: Tired of Waking Up Tired - The Diodes Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 116: Passport to Snoozeville

May 2, 2023 28 min

I'm about to look vagrant pilled Outro Song: Hostage - Chelsea Grin Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 115: Sauced To The Gills

Apr 26, 2023 28 min

There's an argument to be made I shouldn't be allowed to leave the house. Outro Song: Sweet Baby Ray's Remix - Gravity Sound Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 114: Reverse Mechanic

Apr 18, 2023 35 min

Maybe I'll finally get a bike. Outro Song: Old Car - Whatever We Are Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 113: Party Like It's 1899

Apr 11, 2023 34 min

If I lost power I would have just posted the transcript of this episode in the newspaper. Outro Song: POWER - B.A.P. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 112: Homesteadin'

Apr 4, 2023 28 min

I'm about to start making Arthur Morgan thirst trap Tik Toks. Outro song: Big Iron - Marty Robbins Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 111: Capybaras Are Bears

Mar 28, 2023 40 min

The podcast gods heard my cries and made it so easy to upload this episode. Now pay me $100,000,000 pls+ty Outro song: Capybara - Sto-Lichnyj Ona-Nas Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 110: Feline Assault

Mar 21, 2023 24 min

Almost lost my mind trying to upload this episode, seconds away from cancelling the whole goddamn podcastOutro song: Cat Scratch Fever - Ted NugentPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 108: Happy Belated

Mar 6, 2023 27 min

My cat went on to try to eat more poison.... Dumb like his daddy Outro Song: Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 107: Samurai Wack

Feb 28, 2023 33 min

Here it is Justin sorry for the delay Outro Song: Samurai Jack Theme - Will.i.am (I'm as surprised as you) Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 106: Sorry Not Sorry

Feb 21, 2023 25 min

Just in case anyone is confused my apology couldn't have been more sarcastic lol Outro Song: Future Days - Pearl Jam Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Downsizing Episode 105: Recumbant-Cast

Feb 14, 2023 31 min

Oh yeah Happy Valentines Day also. Probably don't listen to this the day it comes out, it's probably not the best thing to get you into the mood.... Unless it is, in which case, well, maybe make note for your therapist. Outro Song: St. Valentine - Naomi John Podcast art by Joey Rizk